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Okay, smarty pants. Set C1 to equal: C1 = IF(A1>B1,LEFT(A1/B1,4)&":1","1:"&LEFT(B1/A1,4)) This should do it for you.

Actually, if you want it to be nicer (sometimes you can get results like 3.03030303:1), you can change the formula for E1 to: E1 = IF(C1>D1,LEFT(C1,4)&":1","1:"&LEFT(D1,4)) This will effectively round fractions to two decimal places. You can change this, of course, by using a number other than 4.

by the way, the IF statement is: IF (conditional statement, result if TRUE, result if FALSE)

use the conditional IF statement. so if A1=50 and B1=100, then set C1=A1/B1 and D1=B1/A1 now set E1 = IF(C1>D1, C1 & ":1", "1:" & D1) This way it will check to see which is greater, and use either XXX:1 or 1:XXX.

He does? I don't know the man, but just about everything I've read about him seems to paint him in a good light.

I still don't get what purpose it serves to leak this story now, after Bledsoe is already gone? And if the coaches are the ones making the decision about who starts at QB, and they decided on JP, what does Wyche have to gain from this story getting out? The media plays no role in influencing who starts for us at QB.

I think the really interesting thing about this is that none of us have any idea what will happen to our line if/when Shelton arrives. Based on MM/TD's comments earlier (other big changes should be coming to the offense), who knows? There are a number of possibilities. - Shelton could come in to play LG - Shelton could come in to replace JJ at LT - Shelton could come in to play RT, with MW moved to LT to replace JJ I highly doubt Shelton would be brought in to play LG, not at his salary. That would mean we would have a whole lotta coin tied up at RT and LG, and we'd still need a LT. If Shelton comes, I think that pretty much means JJ is gone. I just wonder what will happen with MW's huge contract. Makes me a little nervous. As injury-prone as JJ seems to be, at least we know we'd have a pretty decent LT. Not really sure what we'd be getting with Shelton.

I used to brew my own a little while back. Stopped doing it, but I really should get back to it. Nothing like a little home brew!

It's true, I can launch that sucker at least as good as Elway.

Isn't Desperate Housewives on ABC on Sunday nights?

Like it wouldn't have been wasted time if there was a song and dance at the end?

Crap, now I can't drink Blue Moon anymore. Thanks!

Damn I really want to see this kid in action. How long until preseason???

You know it's funny, I had this impression recently while watching the brief highlights of JP from preseason and the regular season...that he really does look like he could be Flutie with a real arm. I'm sure it's just seeing the #7 that made me think of that, but it sure would be fun if true.

Presumably (if that is the cause) they will do tests to look for more. They're not always the best at detecting every little possible aneurysm, but they'll probably be able to identify any big, deadly honkers. Not sure how that will affect his decision to continue playing, however.

Whoops, I mean, most people except for Darin.

Really? I can't recall more than a handful of times I've ever participated in such discussions on PPP. I'm not really sure what constitutes "obsessive" to you, although if it's what it seems to be, then I suppose most people here are "obsessive" and "overwhelmed" about a great many things in this world.

There are different kinds of stroke, as well as many different factors that can cause a stroke. Without knowing any details, it's impossible to say what effect this will have on his career. My impression from the little I have heard is that he may have had a small aneurysm that popped and bled, causing a small stroke.

I'm not sure how you see that as an attempt to bring meanness into this thread, it was a simple question. The only thing I've been "overwhelmed" with on this board is the lack of the kindness, understanding, respect, and acceptance you are now espousing toward gay people, particularly those who are looking to get married. No attack here, just trying to see if you really practice what you preach.

What would lead you to conclude that?

I'll be happy with Wiggins but only if we can call him "Chief".

Does that apply even if they are gay and want to get married?

You just need the right kind of doctor.

I thought we released Travis and he signed on as a backup QB with some other team?

You're referring to a different play. The one where he tried to throw to Reed in the end zone, thinking he would draw a PI call. It was a terrible play in all aspects, not the least of which was his desire to draw a penalty.