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Cheer up, at least they didn't plan the trip right around the first preseason games. Now that would really depress me.

1. He's a professional athlete. These days, they all think they're the best thing since sliced bread. 2. Very insightful. This just in: Pat can state the obvious, even without knowing how JP has done in the offseason. 3. Who cares. He's a player, TD is management. Football is a business. Pat seemed to be a great guy when he was here, although I'll never really know. He's no longer a Bill.

That's some amazing country where he got lost. A short drive from here. It's vast and beautiful, but it's wild and dangerous. I was up there with the wife a couple of years ago, and we arrived at a trailhead/campsite about 10 minutes after lightning struck and killed a husband and wife. Their three kids were nearby and got struck, but survived. It was awful. We helped care for them until the helicopters arrived. I'll never forget it.

They'd better be careful. Before long, those robotic planes will develop a mind of their own and start attacking everything human. At least, that's what I'm told at the movies.

I often wonder if it's the Catholic Church that sometimes doesn't see the big picture with respect to contraceptives.

Come check out the Mormons. You'll be impressed.

The man is money. He may not be much of a player the rest of the season, but the man has made as many clutch shots as anyone I can think of.

This thread rocks.

You should check out that new Herbie movie, I hear it's fantastic.

I'll give everyone the answer to #3: Kevin Johnson...who was accused of taking a shower with a 17-year old girl. I'm too busy mess with the others.

Does #2 refer only to the currently living?

I was hoping someone else would say that.

That's actually really funny.

Since when does that matter?

Should've known someone would turn this into a lib bashing topic.

...Money. There are other forms of experimentation with my body that I'd prefer...

If you ignore yourself, some crazed version of you dressed up like Glenn Close will come after you with a knife yelling, "I'm not going to be IGNORED now..."

True, but I meant from Rich's post.

The only reason Salt Lake got such a bad grade is because they finally realized that everybody here is so damn happy from all the antidepressants.

Must be the Son of Satan or something...

But...but...I've heard of him

They've certainly never seen Salt Lake City....

You're not pointing that thing at the holy symbol....are you?

Me. Not the one in the lap, though.