Rubes

I don't know what he said this time, but every time I listen to the guy I find it hard to believe he has a national radio show. Anytime he has a point he wants to make he just makes it and then repeats the same thing over and over and over and over again. Sometimes I play a little game in the car and try to count how many times he says the exact same thing. Sometimes he just says the same thing, other times he just thinks up another example of the same thing. It's pretty much the only way he can fill up the ten minutes of air time before the next SportsCenter update and the endless commercials.

Or, better yet, the "TEDY BRUSCHI DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE WEEK WHO DOES NOT HAVE THE FORTUNE OF BEING TEDY BRUSCHI" award.

Haven't you read any of the thirteen or fourteen threads on that yet?

On the bright side, we didn't run any WR end arounds or reverses.

Well, the only thing is if you can instill a sense of great discipline in your players to not fight back. If you can do that, and they don't retaliate, then the defense just invites their own personal foul, which is an automatic first down. That would basically negate any benefit of the tactic.

True, but Gandy got schooled BIG TIME by that second-year defensive end when Losman got sacked on third down. It was a nice move by the DE (pretending to drop back, then rushing in), but Gandy fell for it hook, line, and sinker. It was embarrassing.

Did he say it using the Yoda voice, too?

Williamsville North.

That's pure genius! Send it in to TD, maybe we can take this somewhere....

Nah, we moved to Getzville by the time I hit 4th grade.

Wow, I used to live right near that growing up. Right by Glendale Elementary.

Reason returns to Dover; Pat Robertson has another mouth seizure Yay Pat!

Excellent, thanks Lori!

Thanks, AKC. Nice job. I think you also gave a couple of good examples of what the coaches often say: one guy misses his assignment, and the whole play is shot. Yet, when you look at it, everybody else seemed to do a good job and had that one guy not screwed up, it would have been a good play. Oh well!

I never did catch that press conference. What happened?

Dat's right. Go Big Red!

Strangely, I now feel nauseated.

I'll tell you what, if the Bills didn't collapse in that game against the Pats, Boston would be wringing their hands like mad today. The Bills dominated the Pats in much the same way that the Colts did (albeit to a lesser extent), which would have made two dominations, at home, on national TV, to AFC opponents. That defense was taken for a ride in both games, and if we had only hung on, the Pats D would be getting lambasted in the press. Ah well.

Kansas OK's evolution language My favorite part: Aw hell, why not.

Dammit, Doc! You forgot to use the lube again!

Amazing how close this sounds to a junkie convincing himself he can take just one more hit, and that's all.

Yes, but I thought it had to involve the guy who hasn't carried the ball in years.

...well, their output, at least. 4 trips, 4 TDs. Had we done that against the Pats, it would have been a similar story.

Lawrence Philips....wow.

I sense a book and a cable TV movie in the making...