Since we now have the final opening day roster, we can consider this challenge closed and determine the winner.
The successful entries are from:
34-78-83
Stl Bills
Nick in RaChaCha
McGill Bill
BILLS4LIFE
Dibs
As per the rules, ties are resolved randomly by me. Since there are 6 winning entries, I'll assign each a number and roll a die to determine the winner.
I'll do this in the next day or two to allow people to make sure I haven't missed anyone, and I'll announce the winner here and by PM.