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Cool, thanks for the info. But please...no CB until at least round 3. Pretty please?

Can't really blame them. If I had signed Duke as a free agent, I'd be thinking, "forget this ****!"

Sweet! Does that mean you have to change your screen name to Nick in Waterloo?

A three story house with two bedrooms? Weird.

Felser has taken a lot of heat from people on this board in recent years, but I've always had great respect for his knowledge, insight, and writing. His contributions will be missed.

God I can't stand web forums like those. I feel like I may have a seizure just from viewing them.

Still trying to figure this one out. Put his name in a book? Hit him over the head with a large tree trunk? Raise him to the power of some fixed number?

Sure thing, buddy.

I'm sure the players' agents hear that the Bills are eager to sign them to a new contract and they just make it as easy as possible for them.

I think maybe you have the logic backwards there.

That was hilarious. Thanks!

Well, at least Newt will have some more potential spots for his moon base.

Unless you're the Patriots*.

Awesome stuff, thanks!

Did you read the entry for the Giants?

I just think it would be beyond awesome to have a defense with three starters named Williams on the field at the same time.

I'm pretty certain we can qualify for a Monday night game on the road against the Pats* after their bye week. Other than that...

I'm with you on that, John...

I'm not sure why but that made me laugh hard.

Do we then not give the (current) organization any credit for having the sense to get rid of those players? They ended up with draft picks for two of the three you mentioned (both from the Ravens, interestingly).

If Lee Evans didn't drop that !@#$ing touchdown pass, the Pats* wouldn't be in the Super Bowl either.

I know we all hate the Pats* and love ripping them for having such a sucky defense, but are we really that reluctant to say their defense played a pretty good game overall?

Unbelievable. I just can't imagine the crap that went down on that last drive. You have to be the luckiest team in the world for Baltimore to not win that game, or at least tie it. Flacco...what can I say. That man's decision-making is just freaking terrible. And to think he completely missed the back out of the backfield earlier in the game that would have easily gone for a TD, but instead chose to throw it to the completely covered WR in the end zone, and they settled for 3 (20-16) instead of 7 (which would have made it 24-16). God I am sick to my stomach. All I wanted was for the Pats* to lose, and it was right there, in so many different ways.

What, no scathing rebukes of the OP yet?

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