Saint Doug

Cool, just like Eddie Robinson was a Coach-on-the-Field, Merriman is our GM-on-the-Field. We're all set!

Morrison and Martin signed on the same day. And who said Nix was sleeping during FA? Overdorf and Russ proving all the jokers wrong. Go Bills! After a more in depth analysis of the situation, I'm pretty sure Morrison was just signed to keep Kelsay's seat warm while he's out having eye surgery. Upon his return, we'll trade Morrison to Seattle for a 7th rounder. Overdorf at it again!

Problem is, everytime the Bills stink it up during the preseason, and we all get the "calm down" and "it's just preseason" posts, we absolutely stink it up during the early part of the season (and beyond, too). That said, I really hope they do well and prove me wrong.

Is this for real?

Ralph has to get above the salary cap floor somehow. Let's not make this anything more than it is.

We need not worry, we have other under-weight WRs on our roster. Get well, Roscoe.

I'm sure the Bills are just f'ing with us at this point. Ralph: Chandler, what exactly is our deepest position on this team? Chan: Well, sir, it's at wide receiver. Ralph: Buddy, what dont we grab ourselves another wide receiver. *chuckles to himself* Nix: Sure thing, boss.

Sounds like a game changer to me. File him right next to Jasper. Maybe he should try to concentrate to football rather than looking pretty while trying to seduce all the women on All My Children. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Chandler_(All_My_Children)

The hype surrounding this kid is reminiscent of a guy we had at training camp back in 2009, Joel Bell. People kept talking this guy up so much, he almost became larger than life. Then I believe he was cut even before training camp started. http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/88606-joel-bell/ Well, I guess we can all hope. Best of luck to Jasper.

If religion brings them closer to each other and they win more games as a result, then I'm all for it. In fact, I find myself sorta jealous of their faith and what the emotional/spiritual benefits they receive. I just don't have the Faith for it.

Great pick up assuming he can stay healthy. Sorry, I just got to look for the silver lining in everything. Btw, why did the pack cut him? Was it a cost savings move?

Don't worry, we got Erik Pears.

We've seen this played out before, no surprises there. Well, at least the Bills got a good KR, one that has caught a total of 20 passes in the last 4 years....

That's not really a fair thing to say. Weather preference is very subjective. I'm in the Midwest right now and we're all getting killed by the heat and humidity. I would just love snow right now. In fact, I prefer cold weather to hot weather anyway of the week. It's a lot easier to warm up than cool down.

Or a smoke screen to trick the fans into thinking Nix is actually awake during FA. Oh, he signed somewhere else? Who would've thought that would happen?

This will matter not when the Bills decide to sign them both.

We're doooomed! Seriously, we're losing this off-season. Perhaps Russ Brandon should go down the hall and have a chat with Nix.

I spent a few weeks in ATL on a business trip last year. The only thing I remember were the droves of homeless people. Seemed like there were more homeless than with homes. There were some great restaurants though.

This is just a ploy engineered by Russ Brandon to show, despite what Nix has stated publicly, that the Bills are at least trying to become more competitive. We have seen this stunt before.

Do you carry a lunch pail to work?

The race to the bottom. Doomed, I tell you!

I think we'll be fine as long as Poz isn't replaced by someone with a high motor.... And also, players that bring their lunch pail to work with them have never really panned out for us. Wasn't Tim Anderson the last lunch pail carrier for us?

I'd give up a 7th round pick in the 2015 draft for Pryor. Or, a bag of used jock straps.

The jury is still out on Vick right now. Pre-jail, he was an often-injured, average QB at best. Now that teams have a full year of film on him, we'll have to see how he now performs. Either way, without a stellar defense, he's not the type that's going to win a SB.

You know something is slightly off-kilter when Crayonz becomes the voice of reason around here. If you don't know how much of head-case Mendenhall is, I suggest you do a simple Google search. I'm not trying to pick any fight here, but the guy is simply nuts. Muzzle on who, Mendenhall? I would agree. Whenever that guys even opens his mouth, something completely against the basic societal mores comes out. What Harrison is saying against Goodell is because Goodell is trying to castrate one of Harrison's strong points - being a very aggressive player. We would love such a hard-hitting person on our team.