Wow. Replace the word "Smokers" with "Jews" or "Blacks" and what does that make you, dude? Not saying you're a racist, just making a point.
But as a smoker I find your statement offensive. Pretty much everything you have said in this entire thread is offensive, including the "jackasses" moniker.
Well it depends what's in the trash bag...not sure if your tampons are biodegradable or not, "jackass"....ohhh snap!
OK, that was just for humour.