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bs. dude has never drank booze out of another fan's buttcheeks.

i like this idea, but the better play is having someone go helmet-first into brady's crotch like a missile.

yup, it's so patronizing to point to continuity as the problem given rogue's gallery of crapitude we've had coaching and managing this team.

ok, i just stood in the direction of orchard park and made a hand heart. are they gonna win now?

the problem with the bills for the last 20 years has not been that they should have retained coaches longer. if anything, they should have fired them faster. or better yet, never hired them.

thoughts and prayers.

i say we cull calvin johnson out of retirement. i'd be fine with a $3.5-4 million dollar deal. when woods comes back we'll use him on special teams.

that must be why rex was raving about him all week.

and what the hell happened to those coors light "twiiiiiinnnnnsssssss!" commercials?

if you hate kiko, you hate yourself.

mostly smoked dank endo, probs.

no because according to the announcers, he felt pretty bad about it. plus, he apologized by patting williams on the butt when he slowly limped off the field, concussed.

not true. throughout the win streak, i never took a dump mid-game. this week, reeling from last night's spicy shrimp tacos and schlitz, i took a quick dump only to return from the bathroom to find the fins had not only scored, but taken the lead. hang tight bills fans -- no dumps for me from here on out!

plus, harry enten -- their senior political writer -- is a big bills fan.

i'm not sure why you're arguing for the fg if you think it was the wrong call. and my argument was simply to point out that we shouldn't assume that we couldn't get the td if we decided to run (much less -- god forbid -- pass). what does it being a "no brainer" have to do with anything? there's risk with everything. lots of coaches, fans, and tv analysts believe you should always punt/kick a fg on fouth down unless there are 2 minutes left. that doesn't make it the right call.

he also scored two touchdowns today. and was not in any danger of getting a safety. why would we automatically assume that not only would the bills not get the td, but that we would eventually lose as a result of that call? given the end result, i think that they would have won by more.

yes, exactly. just because they won doesn't justify the call.

what if they had scored a touchdown?

he should have been running the statue of liberty route.

that should be difficult.

that thing over there.

yup. more elaborate touchdown celebrations, too. of course, the nfl views these exhibitions of emotion as somehow damaging to the game. so absurd.

only because dude plays while wearing a wedding ring. we're not going to apologize for being hopeless romantics!

the article's insinuation that it's linked to players kneeling is hilarious.

unleash the felton!