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either. A wide cross section of jokes that is guaranteed to offend everyone at some point or another ! Leave your vote , yes or no.

It's called dark humor ! Lighten up !

Well we have a crap O-Line and marginal running game. First half JP was vanilla second half was neoplitan. Sounds equal to me.

How old is Timmerman ?

I agree ! Just add our version of Jerome Bettis for the tough short yards and we are good.

Why would we trade our best RB ? And who replaces him ? This insanity has to stop. Willis is a good RB. We need a power runner to change up with. The kind who gets 3rd and short yardage. Sheesh !

The karma genie will pay Bellipuke a visit soon. You can't be this big of an a-hole without the universe's karma genie balancing out the scales. Watch and see, Bellipuke has his coming soon.

Slow down or you'll go blind if you keep that up !

Maybe doubling is taking poetic license but this is all guess work anyways, but you and I both know, there was a big difference bewtween the first half and the second half with the play calling. Fairchild hit the full throttle switch with JP during the second half translating to more receptions for all of the wide receivers. So dont call it far fetched. It's far from far fetched. maybe some of the stat junkie's can dredge up the number pass plays in the first half of the season vs. the second half of the season.

Bo sschizzle.

I might try to stay there as well. What is the neighborhood like around 'The Mansion' ? I havn't been back in that part of town in a long time.

What was the treatment buckeye mike received ?

I never thought to google for Mommy Mommy jokes, I thought they were way too obscure and bizarre to have survived the 60's. But I found some. here's a funny one ! Do people want a Mommy Mommy joke of the day ? Here it is . Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff? Shut up son, you'll wake your father.

I just remember a few of them from the 60's when my older brother was telling them to me. Never heard them since really.

Good one !

I can only remember two of them. Add the ones you remember or can you make up a really good new one. 1) Mommy ! Mommy ! I dont want to visit Grampa ! (Mommy replies) Shutup kid ! And keep digging ! 2) Mommy ! Mommy ! I dont want anymore spaghetti ! (Mommy replies) Shutup kid ! Or I'll rip the veins out of your other arm ! 3) .... ?

I missed the 1st fight of fly weights I think, but the chicks were the most entertaining fights of the night. They said her father used to be the QB of the Dalls cowboys and played in the USFL but I don't remember that guy ever playing. The last fight of super heavy weights was mildly amusing, that 'Bigfoot' I think is going to dominate for sometime to come.

What is the general opinion of Wade in Dallas ? Does the public love or hate the choice of Wade for HC ? Personally I think Wade is going to take them to the superbowl, (If he dumps TO) because he is one hell of a good DC, and pretty good HC.

I like Willis, people calling for him to be traded because they think they can read his mind and knows what he thinking are morons. I'm glad Marv pays zero attention to such blather. The only thing Willis needs is a very strong power back to call on in those 3rd and short situations, Willis is more of a shifty RB than the power North South runner.

Moorman should have punted the ball into Bellipukes head and claimed it was an errant punt.

You might enjoy the 'Work Poop' thread in the 'Off the Wall' section. See where this story would fit in !

Dont forget from a stat point of view. JP didn't start slinging the ball until mideason. So PP put up those stats in 8 games essentially. Double PP stats and he looks better than EM's

Well that sucks. I'll see if I can find the link again.

Enjoy ! linky

Yes, I agree. Jaws actually studies the tapes and makes his statements based on what he sees on tape and usually rolls the tape as he is making his statements. When M. Irvin speaks he sounds like a dumbass crack head pan handling on the street corner. When he drifts from the public eye cant happen soon enough.