Fan in San Diego

So you wont be reading my joke of the day posts anymore ?

And I care about your opinion because ? ......... Oh, I remember, I dont !

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?" "No!" she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked. "Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic. "Slut!" he said, and dropped her.

In San Diego county where I do my off roading. Squeeezing between oak trees just isn't a concern. Going on large 1000 foot sand dunes at a 45 to 60 degree angle and I really like the wider wheel base. The Hummer is perfect for my uses. The skid plates along the bottom are great when I skip over rocks going up mountain sides. Usually scrubby brush not to many big trees. There are so many locking / unlocking switches and axle skid contols I'm not even sure what the best use for them is. I have done all of my off roading in the standard street mode.

bye bye ! Dont let the door hit you in the ass on the way out ! All lemmings take note ! Cliffs to the east ! go jump off now please !

Are you familiar with the story of chicken little ? It's funny to read all of the lemmings running around panicking already ! The cliff is is due east ! go jump off !

Ok, I'll step it up !

Mmm, good point.

Yes, easier for vending machines.

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him. To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time. Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball - and directly between his ball and the green. After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man finally said, "You know, when I was your age I'd hit the ball right over that tree." With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally lay. The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your age that pine tree was only three feet tall."

Sorry dude, jeeps are for wanna be off roaders.

I think Washington would be a strong suitor as well.

Your joking about Shaud Williams right ? I cant believe he is still on the team. He should have been cut last year and he better not waste a roster spot this year. Marv needs a big bruising north south runner for those short tough yards.

No substitute for a big ass nasty dog. bump key proof.

No way dude, thats what I mean, I have taken that thing up to the top of sand dunes where dune buggies with paddle tires have gotten stuck. Up the sides of mountains on freshly cut trails where I was hitting boulders, and hard pack trails in the anza borrego desert. That thing rocks. with the 4.73 gear ratio it will climb over boulders. It is no sissy watered down version of an off road vehicle.

Taco Bell - San Diego nahh really mmm... Chop House in Chicago was pretty damn good steak. My fav. in San Diego is Anthony's ! Right on the harbor, best oysters in San Diego, great seafood place moderatlyn priced.

What is the 'L' series ? And if you mean 'L' for loser, I completely disagree. I love that vehicle, and at 30K you cant beat it.

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Look at the H3 ! It has every 4wd traction setting you can think of . Even can disengage the tranny for towing behind an RV. Switchable 4.73 gear ratio, locking transfer, anti slip, the works. It is an awesome vehicle all for around 30K. 5 cyl. engine.

Ted Cotrell would be a good choice. He is familar with Aj Smith, would want to infringe on Aj's turf because he will have his hands full as a first time HC. Ted is a good defensive mind and could really help any DC brought in. I would get an experienced OC for Ted though. Oh by the way, Alex Spanos fired Marty, he got fed up with the dysfunctional relationship bewtween marty and Aj and took steps to fix the problem. Now is as good as time as any when you have to rehire a lot of positions. If Marty hires all of the assistants and then walks next year, the new HC would want to bring in his own guys. It makes sense to get a new HC now.

Saw one yesterday where she was wearing a bikini and they painted her skin silver with aluminum. Busting some Tinman myths from the wizard of OZ. Very hot. Also one where they measured her farts in one episode. That was funny.

Get the H3 ! Awesome off road vehicle. Plenty of room and the back is easy to load up. I've had mine for over a year and absolutely love it. I go off roading all the time and it performs great. I've taken it to the top of 400+ foot sand dunes, dirt trails, mountain trails. Just yesterday went mudding looking at property. The wheels were so caked in mud that when I got back on the pavement I was still sliding around because the tires were not making contact with the pavement.

With alot of the assistants gone and both OC and DC gone is the perfect time to fire marty. Now the new HC can hire his own staff. Also it was Spanos who had enough of AJ and Marty fighting with each other and decided to fire Marty.

How is your son doing ?

If Happy Feet is a hit. We gotta come up with something to top that.