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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him out of ten million bucks; his bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational benefit, and the reason he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything that he'd ever have to testify about in court. When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million bucks is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper?s temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!" The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!" The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?" The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

Has Mary's lineage been traced ? It would have made sense to keep track of her lineage. Wouldn't it ? That's the only way I can think of ? I dont remember any claims to have possesion of Jesus's blood preserved somewhere.

I'm glad he didn't hire Marvin Lewis. It hasn't been super great for Cinci since Marvin has been there.

One radio guy makes a comment and you get worried. I've heard comments like that for the last 15 years. Talk is talk, dont worry about it. Worry about what Ralph does, that is the only thing to worry about.

McGahee is in a contract year. That means he is going to run his freakin ass off no matter where he plays. He wants to put up numbers and ESPN highlight film, to get his big payday next year. Marv could call him a baby and an !@#$ before and after everygame and it wouldn't matter. Willis is going to run like a maniac to get his payday !

Maybe you should tether your dog in the truck from now on. If it's in the bed of the truck it's the law to restrain the dog with a harness designed for riding in the bed of the truck.

Usually a FB performs those duties. Blame our OC and FB and maybe the OL about the 4th and 1 situation. I don't think it's fair or good football logic to throw Willis under the bus for coming up short on 3rd and short.

I just don't get the trade Willis talk. Willis is fine and we would be hard presse4d to find a better RB in a trade. I always like drafting a RB and see if he can press for the strating duties. But to trade is crazy IMHO.

A cowboy is sitting in a bar and a cute woman sits down next to him. She asks:" Are you a real cowbow?" He says:" Well, I get up in the mornin and feed the stock. I ride a horse. I mend fences and herd cattle. I believe, I'm a real cowboy. Then the cowboy asks the woman:" What are you?" She replies:" I'm a lesbian. I get up in the morning and think about women. When I sleep, I dream about women, and when I want to have sex, I want to have sex with women. After a few minutes the woman leaves and a couple comes in and sits next to the cowboy and asks:" Are you a real cowbow?" He replies:"I thought I was, but now I think Im a lesbian."

Yes Puerto Vallarta is great. I honeymooned there and loved it. Once you get past the border towns of Mexico , the people and towns are really great. The border towns seem to attract the undesirable elements.

You shouldn't need new equipment. The merged content could be transmitted over XM waves and Sirius wave channels. Or if they do drop one, then they have to offer free upgrades to the new equip.

AARP wouldn't insure the tour.

Been busy and missed the last few days for Tues. and Weds. I'll try and make it up ! Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet. Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. Your momma's so poor she can't even pay attention! Your mamma is so fat she's on both sides of the family. Your mamma is so fat when we were having sex I rolled over 9 times and I was still on the B word!!!!! Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering. Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! Yo momma so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border. Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like sh-- !! Yo momma is like a bowling ball, gets picked up fingered, thrown in the gutter and B word comes back for more. Your mamma is so poor she was kicking a can down the street, asked what she was doing and she said moving. Yo momma is like a bottle of ketchup, she gets turned around, banged, and then she comes out slow. Your mother is like a doorknob.... everyone gets a turn! Your mom is like a race car driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day. Your momma is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet. Your mothers so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. Yo momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback is a refund. Yo momma's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving. Yo momma's hair so greasy when she gets in the car the oil light comes on. Yo momma is a carpenter's dream...she's flat as a board and she's never been screwed. Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Yo momma is so fat her blood type is rocky road. Yo momma is so fat when God said let there be light, he said move your fat butt out of the way.

Smokin hot !

Great pics and slide show. You have reminded me just how way overdue I am for a family vacation. April for sure I am taking the family somewhere beautiful to relax and have some fun. Did you grow up in WNY ? Why move to NZ ?

He did ! And I have heard this guys name before. Git'er done Marv !

He was coasting until his contract year and then turned it up a few notches. Marv knows this and that is why he isn't going to break the bank for a guy who coasts.

Is he related to Olaf Pillar ?

Where is TD now ? Is he still unemployed ? If so, that is a telling fact in this NFL world of retreads.

Whats the Belkin Easy Transfer Cable edit ?

Now it would more funny in a room of presidential candidates looking for campaign contributions.

Just another thought, the agents for the players don't care about previous press releases. They only care about the dollars and terms of the contract being offered for their client. Just like when you put in an offer for a house. The agents involved couldn't care a less about anything else except if the terms are acceptable and you can close escrow successfully.

Also two hours from desert recreation as well. You can go from desert sand, mountain snow to sandy beach in a two - three hour drive span if you wanted to.

I hopefully will have four wells that can deliver all the water I need and then some, in the very near future. Keeping my fingers crossed that the escrow closes smoothly by the end of this month. Knock on wood.

I agree with you. Much ado about nothing comes to mind.