Fan in San Diego

Stratford eh ! That's the home town of my parents. I still have a few aunts, uncles and cousins in that area.

Now there is a switch, it's usually cheaper in LA than San Diego. I just paid $2.69 for regular. Or was your price shown for premium ?

A high school boy came home from school and told his father he was having sex with one of his teachers, and he thought the teacher was really hot, so that's why he did it. The father said, "Son you scored with a hot teacher. I should buy you that new bike you've been wanting" The son replys, "Can we wait, my butt still hurts."

These teachers must get caught by the kid bragging to his friends, it gets around the school, some parent hears about it and notifies the Principal, and bam she's caught. Man, in the 7th grade I had two smokin hot teachers, Mrs. Kelly was hot but forget about it she was all business. Then there was Ms. Parrot, single, smokin hot and actually flirted with some of the students. Never with me, but I wouldn't have complained if she did.

Good article. But I'm wondering why the heck Marv resigned Shaud Williams. I thought for sure he would be let go.

I would have to put the the Colts and Patriots GM's at the top of this list. Not sure who to put third.

You know you're really trailer trash when... The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People." You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean. Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!" Your Junior / Senior prom had a daycare. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it. Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

At best Shaud Williams is camp fodder. This one has me scratching my head.

Things like that have a way of coming back and biting you in the ass. I would recommend to pay the ticket.

You know there is no such thing as a new joke ? Every joke that has been ever said, or will be said, has been cataloged and filed years ago. Every joke is a recycle of a previously used old joke. I only hope to find jokes that maybe younger people have never heard before or the joke never made the rounds in your area and it is new to you. So please don't bust my balls if you have heard a joke I'm posting previously. If you get a laugh enjoy it, if you don't, you don't. Leave it at that.

Tough crowd ! I don't get any respect ! heh ! Maybe I'll do some Rodney Dangerfield jokes ! You like Irish priest jokes ? I'll do some for Thursday or Friday !

--- Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar. --- Q: Why is the Oakland football team like a possum? A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road. --- Q: What do Billy Graham and the Buffalo football team have in common? A: They can both make a stadium of 50,000 people say "Oh, Jesus." --- A football coach was asked his secret of evaluating his new recruits. "Well," he said, "I take 'em out in the woods and make 'em run. The ones that run round the trees, I make into running backs. The ones that run straight into the trees, I turn into linemen." --- Q: What's the difference between the Green bay Packers and Cheerios? A: Cheerios belongs in a bowl. --- Q: What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60? A: Four blokes watching a football game. --- The Definition of an optimist: A Buffalo Bills fan waiting at Buffalo Niagara International Airport for the Bills to return from winning the Super Bowl. The L.A. Rams have a new line of cologne. It's a little different though; you wear it and the other guy scores. ---

I've seen him play many times. He's a tough downhill, north south runner. I like him to replace the A-Train and keep Willis. Makes a great one two punch just like in San Diego. Would love to have him as our 3rd and short RB. Price tag maybe too high though.

Really how many games do you go to each season ?

Watch out ! IRS agents monitor this thread.

Thats the general concensus. We want an upgrade at both guard positions.

I wouldn't mind Turner to replace the A-Train but the price tag is going to be way too high. He'll be in a San Diego uniform this September.

I dont subscribe to the trade Willis school of thought. But never, ever, never trade for a RB from Denver. They are products of the OL and the system. They are average backs that look better behind that OL and system. Put Willis in Denver and he would rush for 2500 yards. Keep Willis right where he is. get a big bruiser for the 3rd and 1 scenerio's.

Isn't it funny that on a Pats board you find a more positive post about the Bills than you find on this Bills board ! Most of the so called Bills fans on this board are truly pathetic and a waste of bandwidth being shoved thru the fiber optics and copper wire of this internet. Thanks for posting that comment, it made my day.

The average Bills fan is truly pathetic. They complain about every little thing and blow it out of proportion when they complain about something. The Willis Toronto comment , the Willis trade rumor are just the lastest examples. I usually dont read most people comments here because it is just over reactionary drivel. I spend more time on the off the wall board. It's alot more fun. Pyrite, i dont know how you find the patience to debate with these crybabies.

What do you mean the team was run off the field at the last home game ? I don't remember hearing any incidents about that ?

I was wondering that myself ? what was powering all of those lights and camera's ? Maybe because no animals were hurt in the production of the show.

I like the Oscars. Lot's of good skits and laughs. Ellen was good. Not the best host ever but good. Hard to say who the best host is. I always liked Billy Crystal when he was doing it.

A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch. The bartender gives him a menu and he orders. The panda bear eats his lunch, and when he finishes, he gets up to leave. Suddenly, the panda bear pulls an AK-47 out of his fur, and shoots the bar to pieces. He then heads for the door. The shocked bartender jumps out from behind the destroyed bar and yells, "Hey, what do you think you're doing? You ate lunch, shot up my bar, and now you're just going to leave?" The panda bear answers calmlly, "I'm a panda bear." The bartender says, "Yeah, so?" The panda bear replies, "Look it up," and walks out the door. The bartender jumps back behind the ruined bar and grabs his encyclopedia. He looks up "panda bear," and sure enough, there is a picture of the panda bear. He reads the caption, which says, "Panda Bear--a cuddly, black and white creature. Eats shoots and leaves."

to be cut by the Rams. Good OL just dont show up in droves as we all know.