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Fan in San Diego

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  1. Can't post it here, sorry.
  2. It's a joke, not a true story. Although I do have a similar story.
  3. Also there an interview with Steve Fairchild on BB.com where he is saying that he wanted a RB that is more of a receiving threat. Wllis wasn't cutting it in that dept. for Fairchild. Another reason for the trade. Look for Marv to draft a RB with good hands that can hit the hole hard. Mmm, maybe I should rephrase that ?
  4. This is good news. I like it when ESPN doesn't agree with what we are doing. That means exactly the opposite and we are doing great things. Anything good is too complicated for those chumps to comprehend. Lemming journalism.
  5. Yes ask Emmitt Smith. Benificiary of a great OL. Put him behind a crappy line and he'll be on the chump heap in quick order.
  6. I heard an interview on bb.com from Steve Fairchild and he wanted a RB that presented a better receiving threat than what Willis provided. So look for them to draft a RB with good hands.
  7. Nope, I like Turner, but RB is one position you can draft and get production from right away. Draft a RB and keep the picks for other gaping holes.
  8. I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car."
  9. I agree, it is a lot of value for Willis. I hope Marv has a plan for our starting RB ! Time will tell !
  10. You're probably right about that.
  11. Ya that is true. Did he weaken his hand to negotiate with other RB's now tho ?
  12. I'm really surprised by this ! Has Marv now given away some negotiation leverage with other RB's ?
  13. Does anybody else think that Charlie Casserly is really a ventriloquist's wooden dummy ? He just comes off as stiff as a wooden doll !
  14. Dean did I miss your other avatar decompose into dust ? And you had to start afresh ? Was the dust used to make paste which was baked into the new cup ?
  15. How about Bills Mind Reading Central ! It seems most posters can from afar know what everyone on the Bills are thinking, were thinking at specific times in history and can predict the future because they know what people are thinking about doing. But they can't predict the stock market because they look for stock advice. It is comical some days and really fricken annoying on other days.
  16. I thought of something else when I read the topic.
  17. A little boy was walking down the street dragging behind him a squashed dead frog; He stops at a whore house and asks for the dirtiest most disease infested whore she had, and the woman shows him the way; After finishing the woman notices the frog, and confused she asks whats with the frog? The boy begins to explain: You see ma'am when your whore touched me she gave me the disease, and tonight when mommy and daddy leave and the babysitter touches me I'm going to give her the disease, and when daddy takes the babysitter home and touches her she is going to give daddy the disease, and when daddy comes home and touches mommy he's going to give mommy the disease, and tomorrow when the milk man comes and mommy touches him she's going to give him the disease and That's The Mother !@#$er Who Ran Over My Frog!!!
  18. I havn't seen the A-Train get signed yet so I have to conclude that Marv is looking for the A-Trains replacement. Not Willis's replacement.
  19. Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well put them here between my legs and that will warm them up." After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says gain "Man! My hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well put them here between my legs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!" She looks at him and says, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, DON'T YOUR EARS EVER GET COLD?"
  20. See my previous about jokes in that there is no such thing as a new joke, only recycled jokes.
  21. Probably for the same reason that people are drawn to freak shows !
  22. If it's to replace A-Train sure. If not .... not !
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