Fan in San Diego

well I'm Irish and proud of it. We are going to have corned beef and cabbage and some boddington's beer to chase it with. I don't like Guinness so I have to improvise.

And who is the water boy going to be ? And who is going to hold the clipboard ? And who is going to review the tape on challenge calls ? So many questions I want answered right away !

Ya, that move he always does, rocks a little bit, tilts his head and from an angle says something while looking up at an angle ! Doesn't he do anything else ?

Kiwi perhaps ?

How is everyone doing so far in round 1 ? My picks are 25 out 32 so far and a few more games going on

Justin Timberlake, why is this talentless schill on stage ever ?

A fluffer by 2009

Your baseing your argument that Crowell can't play MLB on a report from a pre-draft scouting article ? And his play on the field in the NFL since being drafted has no bearing on the topic in your mind ? Or are you trying to impress with your exhaustive research abilities ?

And don't forget they like the color purple and that is why this trade is a vicious rumor.

Sorry to hear about your loss. I wanted to get a basenji as the family pet but I was out voted in favor of a chihuahua. WWwhen you say he wan't very loyal what did that mean ? wasn't affectionate ? I still wish we got the basenji, these chihuahua's drive me nuts with the constant barking.

Given our lack of depth at LB. I vote in favor of keeping Spikes and see how he does this year in addition to providing leadership to our LB's. I personally think this is the year he gets it back together, if not, C'ya Spikes, it has been real !

I hope they coach him about getting his feet down inbounds in the end zone. Biggest bonehead play of the year !

Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Shawn O'Brian grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas, Patrick developed cancer, and was dying. While on his deathbed, Patrick called to his buddy, Shawn, "O'Brian, come 'ere. I 'ave a request for ye." Shawn walked to his friend's bedside and kneels. "Shawny ole boy, we've been friends all our lives, and now I'm leaving 'ere. I 'ave one last request fir ye to do." O'Brian burst into tears, "Anything Patrick, anything ye wish. It's done." "Well, under me bed is a box containing a bottle of the finest whiskey in all of Ireland. Bottled the year I was born it was. After I die, and they plant me in the ground, I want you to pour that fine whiskey over me grave so it might soak into me bones and I'll be able to enjoy it for all eternity." O'Brian was overcome by the beauty and in the true Irish spirit of his friend's request, he asked, "Aye, tis a fine thing you ask of me, and I will pour the whiskey. But, might I strain it through me kidneys first?"

1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! 2. Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone. 3. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. 4. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence. 5. Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A: (Action of scissoring legs apart) 6. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables! 7. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just dyed her hair. 8. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much. 9. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads. 10. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. 11. Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get f**ked up when they're on their back. 12. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. 13. Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them. 14. Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen. 15. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. 16. Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common? A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you. 17. Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it 'cos she couldn't get channel 9.... 18. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno! 19. Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads. 20. Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Never hit the panic button.

Wow ! Talk about a bad seed !

I'll be happy and stress free and still root for Marv and the Bills ! In Marv I Trust !

It's the off season might as well ! But make sure it is up and running before the draft or wait until after the draft !

I have Memphis winning the whole tourney ! I should go to vegas and put 20 on that !

Busy day ahead I thought I'd post early. Not to mention even with a good buzz going on my left shoulder is still killing me beyond belief, the pain is unbelievable. A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this she can't stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why. The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "What's wrong with the coworker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "He's a midget."

Mmmm, big time no ! He punched his ticket in Buffalo !

Two guesses what mine is !

Yuk ! It looks like a guy !

Can we pin this thread so it's handy during the tourney ! Thanks for setting it up !

Joe and Ed, both from Duluth, Minnesota, were standing in the shallow end of a swimming pool at the Fountain of Youth RV park at California's Salton Sea, discussing how happy they were to be in sunny California rather than being back in frigid Minnesota. As they were talking, Ed noticed something funny about his friend's ear. "Joe," he said, "do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Startled, Joe replied, "I have a suppository in my ear???" "That's right," said Ed, "you have a suppository in your ear." Joe immediately pulled it out, then said, "Thanks, buddy. I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I know where I put my hearing aid."