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Given our lack of depth at LB. I vote in favor of keeping Spikes and see how he does this year in addition to providing leadership to our LB's. I personally think this is the year he gets it back together, if not, C'ya Spikes, it has been real !

I hope they coach him about getting his feet down inbounds in the end zone. Biggest bonehead play of the year !

Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Shawn O'Brian grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas, Patrick developed cancer, and was dying. While on his deathbed, Patrick called to his buddy, Shawn, "O'Brian, come 'ere. I 'ave a request for ye." Shawn walked to his friend's bedside and kneels. "Shawny ole boy, we've been friends all our lives, and now I'm leaving 'ere. I 'ave one last request fir ye to do." O'Brian burst into tears, "Anything Patrick, anything ye wish. It's done." "Well, under me bed is a box containing a bottle of the finest whiskey in all of Ireland. Bottled the year I was born it was. After I die, and they plant me in the ground, I want you to pour that fine whiskey over me grave so it might soak into me bones and I'll be able to enjoy it for all eternity." O'Brian was overcome by the beauty and in the true Irish spirit of his friend's request, he asked, "Aye, tis a fine thing you ask of me, and I will pour the whiskey. But, might I strain it through me kidneys first?"

1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! 2. Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone. 3. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. 4. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence. 5. Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A: (Action of scissoring legs apart) 6. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables! 7. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just dyed her hair. 8. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much. 9. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads. 10. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. 11. Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get f**ked up when they're on their back. 12. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. 13. Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them. 14. Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen. 15. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. 16. Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common? A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you. 17. Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it 'cos she couldn't get channel 9.... 18. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno! 19. Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads. 20. Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Never hit the panic button.

Wow ! Talk about a bad seed !

I'll be happy and stress free and still root for Marv and the Bills ! In Marv I Trust !

It's the off season might as well ! But make sure it is up and running before the draft or wait until after the draft !

I have Memphis winning the whole tourney ! I should go to vegas and put 20 on that !

Busy day ahead I thought I'd post early. Not to mention even with a good buzz going on my left shoulder is still killing me beyond belief, the pain is unbelievable. A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this she can't stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why. The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "What's wrong with the coworker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "He's a midget."

Mmmm, big time no ! He punched his ticket in Buffalo !

Two guesses what mine is !

Yuk ! It looks like a guy !

Can we pin this thread so it's handy during the tourney ! Thanks for setting it up !

Joe and Ed, both from Duluth, Minnesota, were standing in the shallow end of a swimming pool at the Fountain of Youth RV park at California's Salton Sea, discussing how happy they were to be in sunny California rather than being back in frigid Minnesota. As they were talking, Ed noticed something funny about his friend's ear. "Joe," he said, "do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Startled, Joe replied, "I have a suppository in my ear???" "That's right," said Ed, "you have a suppository in your ear." Joe immediately pulled it out, then said, "Thanks, buddy. I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I know where I put my hearing aid."

I was in the twin 6.1 quake in Pasadena , Ca in the 80's. my house was bouncing, I couldn't stand up the floor was shaking so much. I stumbled outside, and the carport poles set in concrete were vibrating so violently that they sounded like a giant tuning fork. Wild times ! My house at the time was built in the 1910's and had been shakin so many times from so many quakes that it was like a timex watch at that point. Nothing was going to phase the little house.

Well good. Charge more for your advertising rates then !

ESPN always poo poo's our moves until they work out and then praise us for being so smart. Don't worry about it. They get paid to make controversial statements to rile people up, make phone calls and write letter so they can charge more for advertising.

I had some guys from Germany hack a NT based server and used it as an MP3 file swapping server. The hosting company called me and said my usage had spiked thru the roof. We tracked it down wiped the server and started over. But that was an NT server that I hardly ever used. But SDS certainly worth checking out . Analyse where the most traffic is coming from. Maybe you have been hacked or the hosting company is serving someone else off your server and you are taking the hit for it.

I guess if you can get injured or die it has to be a sport. But I really don't get Nascar, drive in circles for 3 hours whoopee ! The drivers must be having fun, but the spectators ? What fun are they having ? It must be the beer and the chicks flashing their ya ya's !

Not so rare ! Whenever I get on the Interstate 5 and Interstate 15 there are accident everywhere and I'm dodging crap drivers at every turn and straightaway. All at 75 MPH as well !

Peterson is injury plagued. Irons sounds like a good 2nd round pick.

I know I loved that ! Back handed slap against Willis !

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions. The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand.... and try saying things like "Yes, I see," and "Yes, go on," and "I understand." The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest. The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, "No sh*t... what happened next??"

Mmm, NO !