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Funny ! Got a chuckle !

Bush had surgery today, so I think he's of the list.

Getting Bad News When Mr.. Wilkins answered the door late in the evening one day after he'd lost his wife scuba diving, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen. "We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkins, but we have some information about your wife." "Well...tell me!" he demanded. The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some pretty good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worse, Mr. Wilkins said, "Give me the bad news first." So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you sir, but we found your wife's body this morning in San Francisco Bay." "OH MY GOD!," said Mr. Wilkins, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the policeman had said, he asked, "What's the good news?" "Well," said the policeman, "When we pulled her up she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on her." "Huh?" he said, not understanding. "So, what's the great news?" The policeman smiled, licked his chops, and said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow morning."

Nice, the girl is raped and she gets 90 lashes ! We need to get out of that area as soon as humanly possible. Really screwed up backwards people over there.

Say what again mo fo ! I Dareyou ! I've never heard of no country named 'What'. What language do they speak in 'What' ?

Those are fighting words to the Irish ! Don't sell us no past beef !

Not really, power cables and telephone lines have been underground for a long time in California.

What a bunch of kill joy's. I suppose you think birthday cake is a waste of flour as well !

seeds for a good joke. Someone please find some great jokes about Heather Mills on Dancing with the Stars. Class dismissed. Heather Mills is serious about getting to work and making sure one of her legs doesn't wobble around and accidentally hits somebody in the audience. Heather says has a spare leg in case her prosthetic limb breaks while she is performing on "Dancing With The Stars." The former model, who is a contestant in the TV talent show, says she is prepared in case her false limb gets damaged or flies off during her dance routines. She revealed to TV show "Access Hollywood," "I've got a secondary spare leg just in case I overdo it on the foot and it breaks or something. It can, once it gets hot, start to slide and come off, so I've pulled a sleeve over the top which doesn't look as cosmetically good. As much as everyone would love it to go flying, I'm sure it's not going to come off." Heather, 39, the estranged wife of Paul McCartney, is reportedly already struggling after suffering blisters on her partly-amputated leg as a result of grueling training sessions. A source said, "The show's rehearsals have left her in a lot of pain. The sores are especially bad where her leg joins her prosthetic limb, but she's determined not to give up."

The first time I saw that in the evening sky I thought the 2nd coming of Jesus was happening until someone at the restaurant I was at told me what it really was.

Whats the difference between them ?

Has to be military, with all of the bases in So Cal you can bet yor bottom dollar that it's military testing something. The other day there were two mysterious booms that had huge air compression waves that shook windows and doors for a 30 mile radius. Military denied any knowledge. My guess is they were testing IED explosives and armor shielding of some sort.

They left out San Diego on the schedule. They fly at Miramar every year. I forget which month, I think in August. But anyways, they fly over my house many times during the show, it's awesome ! I never get tired of it !

Funny stuff ! Got a chuckle from me !

Where do you mark them anyways ? On the side ? On the top or bottom ? I cant even hold a word to mark it ?

BB send Brady some Trojans !

If he keeps coming at you, refer him to the Krumrie test and hand fight him.

There was this one poster years ago who was really good with his football knowledge and even keeled. He stopped posting to go back to Med School ! Maybe he's back ? Are you out there Dr. ? Of course Piss Chunk was always a blast.

Steven Wright on dogs The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. I had a dog once. I spilled spot remover on him, and now he's gone. I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd

They are gellin, zinfadellin and rebel yellin !

What if the guy drop kicks Krumrie in the nuts, stomps on his face , then just plummels the sh-- out of his face until it resembles hamburger. Would that pass Krumrie's test ?

The last character of your post answers the question. John McCargo is a ? An unknown quantity, which breeds doubt until proven one way or another.

Try a Boddington's and talk to me afterwards. You'll give up Guinness after you've had a Boddington. Smooth and creamy, it is pure heaven on earth.

Funny, a comedian can do that today. It's all in fun !

Congrats ! Enjoy the day and make it special ! Take the time to remember every little detail. And get out of here would ya !