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The truth is out there ! Viva la France !

Imagine if the police officer was white and the skate boarder was black ? What is racism in America now ?

Yup, so retired people don't get taxed out of their home from rising prices.

yes, we are all used to solving the equation to find x. It is just a smidgin curve ball to ask what is is 3x

That is pretty high. Around 4.2% of purchase price. Does it get re-assessed each year or fixed forever based on purchase price ? San Diego county is 1% of purchase price fixed forever at the rate. If you purchase another house then the new rate applies. Most people move every 3 to 4 years so they dont worry about it.

Drinking BUD was your downfall. You have to drink a premium quality beer to avoid a hangover, not some cheap swill like BUD. Having said that, it takes experimentation to find a beer that perfectly agrees with you and never really experience a hangover. Also, drink water during the course of the evening to stay hydrated, at least just before going to bed helps.

The Chicago police should put beat down on this guy later after he sobers up, then charge him , jail him and fire him. What a world class turd.

A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available. The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then." So they brought the second man to the same door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances," they explained to the second man. "Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The second man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes; then the door opened. The man came out of the room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her; I just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right man for the job." "No," the CIA man replied, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Now they only had the woman left to test. They led her to the same door to the same room and handed her the same gun. "We must be sure that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances; this is your final test. Inside you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him." The woman took the gun and opened the door. Before the door even closed all the way, the CIA men heard the gun start firing, one shot after another for 13 shots. Then all hell broke loose in the room. They heard screaming, rashing, and banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes; then all went quiet. The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat the son of a B word to death with the chair!"

Yup, love JP's attitude as well. But can stop using the word 'presser' for the phrase 'press conference'. How about PR or PC instead.

Definately HOF material.

Work out all of the top prospects then no one really knows for sure who you are interested in.

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the check-out line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who I haven't seen in a long time." "That's a shame," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?" "Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!'? It would make me feel so much better." "Sure," answered the young man. So, when the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!" As he stepped up to the check-out counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!" The clerk replied, "Your mother said that you would pay for her."

Or forget about naming your son 'Gaylord'

Just out of curiousity, what would the tax bill be ?

Funny ! Got a chuckle !

Bush had surgery today, so I think he's of the list.

Getting Bad News When Mr.. Wilkins answered the door late in the evening one day after he'd lost his wife scuba diving, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen. "We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkins, but we have some information about your wife." "Well...tell me!" he demanded. The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some pretty good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worse, Mr. Wilkins said, "Give me the bad news first." So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you sir, but we found your wife's body this morning in San Francisco Bay." "OH MY GOD!," said Mr. Wilkins, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the policeman had said, he asked, "What's the good news?" "Well," said the policeman, "When we pulled her up she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on her." "Huh?" he said, not understanding. "So, what's the great news?" The policeman smiled, licked his chops, and said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow morning."

Nice, the girl is raped and she gets 90 lashes ! We need to get out of that area as soon as humanly possible. Really screwed up backwards people over there.

Say what again mo fo ! I Dareyou ! I've never heard of no country named 'What'. What language do they speak in 'What' ?

Those are fighting words to the Irish ! Don't sell us no past beef !

Not really, power cables and telephone lines have been underground for a long time in California.

What a bunch of kill joy's. I suppose you think birthday cake is a waste of flour as well !

seeds for a good joke. Someone please find some great jokes about Heather Mills on Dancing with the Stars. Class dismissed. Heather Mills is serious about getting to work and making sure one of her legs doesn't wobble around and accidentally hits somebody in the audience. Heather says has a spare leg in case her prosthetic limb breaks while she is performing on "Dancing With The Stars." The former model, who is a contestant in the TV talent show, says she is prepared in case her false limb gets damaged or flies off during her dance routines. She revealed to TV show "Access Hollywood," "I've got a secondary spare leg just in case I overdo it on the foot and it breaks or something. It can, once it gets hot, start to slide and come off, so I've pulled a sleeve over the top which doesn't look as cosmetically good. As much as everyone would love it to go flying, I'm sure it's not going to come off." Heather, 39, the estranged wife of Paul McCartney, is reportedly already struggling after suffering blisters on her partly-amputated leg as a result of grueling training sessions. A source said, "The show's rehearsals have left her in a lot of pain. The sores are especially bad where her leg joins her prosthetic limb, but she's determined not to give up."

The first time I saw that in the evening sky I thought the 2nd coming of Jesus was happening until someone at the restaurant I was at told me what it really was.