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How about 'You spin me like a record right round like a record right round round !'

I was in meetings all day and didn't get a chance to post. I bought myself a full time job this week. Developing a resort and spa, mitigation land bank and 9 residential lot subdivision in Escondido. Who needs to get a job by interviewing, just buy one ! Here's the joke ! A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it. When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." "Ahhh!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex!"

For a 3rd round pick I would be OK with that.

TKO is kind of snake bit. I wouldn't be surprised if we go to the playoffs and Philly doesn't. That would really chap TKO's hyde !

No way, RB is the easiest position to Draft for. Marv will draft a RB in the 2nd round.

Isn't that postage due ?

Who's Michael Richards ?

A Mexican drinks his beer, suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice." An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either. The American girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it, then throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun, shoots the Mexican and Iraqi, catches her glass, and says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.

That is so wrong I don't know where to begin.

Trying to sow a few seeds eh ? Have a ball !

Any pictures of her cheerleading ?

On the flip side, old guys like TKO, Fletch only get older and slower. Who's to say if Fletch and TKO repeat their performance, they may slow down and production be lower.

Not quite as bad as that Peter Pan fag link that used to get posted here, but close.

Copped a feel ! WTG Prince !

The Bills have just enough cash to sign their draft picks. they wont be signing any more vets. They need minimal contracts.

Please ! take dance skills off of that list !

From past experience ! Money is cold comfort if you hate your job. Always take the job you'll love and be happy at ! You'll thrive and be far more successful that way anyways !

Cool ! Good for you Rock !

I think Marv will go LB in round 1 and RB in round 2

Congrats Rock ! So what is your new career if you don't mind sharing ?

There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered their late teens the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was the first time this had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the young man knew who was boss. The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door and the lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe, I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show, is she ready to go?" The father looked him over and sent the kids on their way. The next lad arrived and said, "My name's Eddie, I'm here for Betty, we're gonna get ome spaghetti, is she ready?" Father felt this one was okay too, so off the two kids went. The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started off, "Hi, my name's Chuck… --" and the farmer shot him.

So I'm going to start one here. I am starting to get excited about this team for 2007. I like the moves Marv is making and after a good first day in the draft I can see us solidifing the LB and RB position. We should be a kick ass team this year. ! Too bad for that guy who didn't renew his seasons tickets eh !

I heard on ESPN radio yesterday evening and they were bashing Willis big time. Saying that he must be more concerned about nightlife and partying than his job. Cutting him a new you know what. Also saying he is stupid to bash Buffalo, what if it doesn't work out in Baltimore is he going to blame it on crabcakes. Funny to listen too !

A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it." Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains. "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties..." The woman giggles & replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!" The man exclaims, "Damn - this thing must be an hour fast!"

Are you mixing up the Koolaid now ? Should we all drink it and run around and be afraid of our shadows ! Whatever is going to happen is going to happen, we don't control anything, so sit back relax and enjoy the show.