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A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable infidelity. Suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off.. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window. Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little girl was just chatting away at her father when, all of a sudden, the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?" Not wanting to expose his nine-year-old daughter to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey. " The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?

I thought for sure Tony was going to take a golf club to Bobbies head because he couldn't let the fight incident go. A real boss by the way would have shot Bobbie and his wife that night when he went into the room in the middle of the night to talk to Bobbie. But anyways I dont think we have seen the last of that incident. It will raise it's ugly head again. Bobby will become Tony's whipping boy.

Ya, I agree. RW looked to have his act together and priorities straight. Probably will be a good addition to whatever team gets him. I wouldn't mind the bills having RW.

Do-It-Yourself Country-Western Song I met her __________ _____; I can still recall _________ (1) (2) (3) 1. 2. 3. on the highway in September that purple dress in Sheboygan at McDonald's that little hat outside Fresno ridin' shotgun that burlap bra at a truck stop wrestlin' gators those training pants on probation all hunched over the stolen goods in a jail cell poppin' uppers that plastic nose in a nightmare sort of pregnant the Stassin pin incognito with joggers the neon sign in the Stone Age stoned on oatmeal that creepy smile in a treehouse with Merv Griffin the hearing aid in a gay bar dead all over the boxer shorts she wore; She was ______ _____, (4) (5) 4. 5 sobbin' at the toll booth in the twilight drinkin' Dr. Pepper but I loved her weighted down with Twinkies by the off-ramp breakin' out with acne near Poughkeepsie crawlin' through the prairie with her cobra smellin' kind of funny when she shot me crashin' through the guardrail on her elbows chewin' on a hangnail with Led-Zeppelin talkin' in Swahili with Miss Piggy drownin' in the quicksand with a wetback slurpin' up linguini in her muu-muu and I knew _______; _______ I'd ______ forever; (6) (7) (8) 6. 7. 8. no guy would ever love her more I promised her stay with her that she would be an easy score I knew deep down warp her mind she'd bought her dentures in a store She asked me if swear off booze that she would be a crashing bore I told her shrink change my sex I'd never rate her more than "4" The judge declared punch her out they'd hate her guts in Baltimore My Pooh Bear said live off her it was a raven, nothing more I shrieked in pain have my rash we really lost the last World War The painters knew stay a dwarf I'd have to scrape her off the floor A Klingon said hate her dog what strong deodorants were for My hamster thought pick my nose that she was rotten to the core The blood test showed play "Go Fish" that I would upchuck on the floor Her rabbi said salivate She said to me ____; But who'd have thought she'd _____ (9) (10) 9. 10. our love would never die run off there was no other guy wind up man wasn't meant to fly boogie that Nixon didn't lie yodel her basset hound was shy sky dive that Rolaids made her high turn green she'd have a swiss on rye freak out she loved my one blue eye blast off her brother's name was Hy make it she liked "Spy vs. Spy" black out that birthdays made her cry bobsled she couldn't stand my tie grovel ___________; _________ goodbye. (11) (12) 11. 12. with my best friend You'd think at least that she'd have said in my Edsel I never had the chance to say on a surfboard She told her fat friend Grace to say on "The Gong Show" I now can kiss my credit cards with her dentist I guess I was too smashed to say on her "Workmate" I watched her melt away and sobbed with a robot She fell beneath the wheels and cried with no clothes on She sent a hired thug to say at her health club She freaked out on the lawn and screamed in her Maytag I pushed her off the bridge and waved with her guru But that's the way that pygmies say while in labor She sealed me in the vault and smirked

Mission accomplished ! We had a great family Easter day ! Hope everyone else did as well.

Funny. Who says Software engineers dont have a sense of humor.

The top one. After the page loaded my machine hung up and ran really slow. I had to reboot to get the performance back. Maybe it was just coincidence if everyone else is doing just fine. I find with memory leaks I have to reboot at least once a week.

I would love to have RW play for us. I don't see Miami letting him go to a conference rival though.

Thanx for the link that almost crashed my system.

I like reading your posts most of the time, but do you have front seat at the negotiation table ? Yes ? No ? I'm assuming no, so don't bag on our Bills brethern for voicing their opinion.

That decision is balanced by how many FA's lost and how many FA's re-signed. They may be compensated with zero ! See the Bills compensatory picks in the past.

Sorry to disagree, but the Willis trade does set a benchmark. No more than a 3rd rounder for Turner the draft pick burner !

I'm trying to say that picking up a RB in the 3rd round is just as good as trading a 3rd round pick for Turner. Don't get too wrapped up in trading for a RB, you can get a great RB just about anywhere. Who knows maybe that guy (Jackson?) from Europe is the bomb and we dont know it yet.

Turner was picked in the 5th round.

No I wasn't being a wise guy and when I got home that night my Dad would paddle my ass again for getting in trouble at school. Infractions for getting the strap. Myself have been strapped for fighting in the school yard, destruction of school property, stabbed a kid in the leg with a compass point, giving a kid a wedgy, etc.

When I was in public school the principal would take a leather strap and whack your hands up to 10 times each depending on the infraction. Even sometimes using a special solution to make it hurt more. My how times have changed.

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Just a third IMHO .

I drive past a house in Clairemont that has a sign out front that says 'Bills Home' and a Buffalo Bills helmet ! Is that anyone here ? I have been tempted to stop and introduce myself to whoever lives there.

Nope, I would wait for a 3rd rounder this year and thats it. If AJ doesn't take it, we draft a RB.

Good one !

Did someone rip the alien from your face ? It looks real bad .

Is that an alien on your face ?

My guess is RD 3 Marv takes a RB. Pittman perhaps ?

Mexico, Hawaii, Maybe Colorado River in Arizona, Vegas, Belize, or generally south of San Diego