awesome....I discovered this from 3 years ago... 
  
[At the Sabres Fashion Show]  
PA Announcer: Keep in mind that the perfect accessory for the man in your life  is a season ticket to the Sabres' games.   
Soup Cambell: I look like some cocksuckin' faggot. - Darcy, I don't care. Enough is enough.  Nowhere in my contract does it say I gotta make a fool outta myself. Am I right?  I'm gonna flash 'em, Joe.  I'm gonna open this faggot robe and wiggle my dick.   
Darcy:You will not.  
Soup Cambell Yes I am, Darcy, and you know why?  I want you to have a heart attack and die so we never have to do this again.  - !@#$in' fashion show.  
Darcy: It's good publicity.  You fellas have not been drawin' 'em in the way you have in the past.   
Soup Cambell: I'm gonna wiggle it at 'em, you cheap bastard.  Be prepared, because when I yank it out,  everybody in that audience except my wife is gonna be runnin' for the exits.