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taterhill

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  1. actually, now that you mention it...I never liked Ron Kittle and those glasses
  2. Lee Roy Selmon...what in the hell was on his arm in that 1980 football card...oh crap that may have been Dewey Selmon
  3. so in order for a victory to work for you..Bledsoe needs 250 and Willis needs 125...got it...all of this time I thought the scoreboard told the whole story
  4. I heard Mel Karmazan is looking for quick sources of Cowbell for SIRI
  5. trust me dev is like a father that just had his son discovered by the pro scouts...he could not be prouder, as he was the one to show us the power of the cowbell...also, it should be known that dev put up the animated cowbell avatar on November 4th..since then we are 6-1...the Cowbell has always been here, it just needed to be brought to the people
  6. we want zeee money lebowski or we cut off yer johnson
  7. drink specials at the G Spot...$2 Labatt's biiiiiiiiiiiiitch
  8. U at B...they are unBULLievable....1997 UB grad and one of I think 12 season ticket holders from 1994-1997
  9. damn he really must have had to go...where is that pooper scooper when I need it
  10. i knew my dog took a crap somewhere...here it is
  11. deer santa: >>I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. >>Yer Frend, >>BiLLy >> >>Dear Billy, >>Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I >>send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving >>your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! >>Santa >> >> >> >> >>Dear Santa, >>I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace >>and joy in the world for everybody! >>Love, >>Sarah >> >>Dear Sarah, >>Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? >>Santa >> >> >> >>Dear Santa, >>I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy >>and da! ddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. >>Love, >>Teddy >> >>Dear Teddy, >>Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. >>Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, >>who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get >>you some nice Legos instead. Maybe you can build yourself a family with >>those? >>Santa >> >> >> >>Dear Santa, >>I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum >>kit, a pony and a tuba. >>Love, >>Francis >> >>Dear Francis, >>Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay. >>Santa >> >> >> >>Dear Santa, >>I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for >>y! our reindeer outside the back door. >>Love, >>Susan< BR>>> >>Dear Susan, >>Milk gives me the ***** and carrots make the deer fart in my face when >>riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jim Beam. >>Santa >> >> >> >>Dear Santa, >>What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys? >>Your friend, >>Thomas >> >>Dear Thomas, >>All the toys are made by little kids like you in China Every year I give >>them a slice of bread as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas, where >>I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by >>drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while >>losing money at the craps table. >>Santa >>P.S. >>Tell your mom she got the part. >> >> >> >> >> >>Dear Santa, >>Do yo! u see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, >>like in the song? >>Love, >>Jessica >> >>Dear Jessica, >>Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping >>your house. >>Santa >> >>&nbs! p; >> >> >>Dear Santa, >>I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE >> >>could I have one? >>Timmy >> >>Timmy, >>That whiney begging sh-- may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't >>work with me. You're getting an ugly sweater again. >>Santa >> >> >> >>Dearest Santa, >>We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home? >>Love, >>Marky >> >>Mark, >>First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're get! ting your ass >>kicked at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a >>low-rent, ghetto apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like >>all the burglars do, through your bedroom window. >>Sweet Dreams, >>Santa
  12. didn't Drew get similar $ to what Beltre signed with Seattle for?
  13. AC/DC Thunderstruck...live
  14. I love that you do this...well done...
  15. wet Blanket...actually, I would say that you have jumped the shark...
  16. the wet blanket strikes again
  17. (Chris Farley voice)....that was awesome
  18. if you guys and gals think that this is an appropriate level of Cowbell for what awaits us in the next 8 weeks...you are nuts....we need much MORE COWBELL
  19. nobody cares....you both look like fools
  20. I emailed Brad Riter today...... We need to take our(TwobillsDrive) quest for the highest amount of > cowbell possible to the airwaves....Do your part....Do it..Do it... email I received from Brad Riter of WRG55....... I'm filling in for Schopp/Bulldog this afternoon. If you tune in, you won't be disappointed. NICE
  21. to make such a stink and call him a child molester is just stupid...both of you should agree to send $$ to the jimmy fund and quit this 13 year old girl Middle school slap fight...you both look like idiots
  22. also...where in the hell is the Cowbell in this thread
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