taterhill

I am still looking to buy one of these Buffalo Brownstones

Did anyone figure out what my cut is?

His response to my reply of.....WHAT IS MY CUT? Dear xxxxxxxx, Sequel to your e- mail on 29th June,2005 I want to use this opportunity to thank you very much for the urgent response to my letter, well I will also thank you for your willingness to help me in this hour of need to actualise this mutual transaction that will benefit you and I. I believe you clearly understood the content of my proposal and I wish to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free, all I request from you is your maximum cooperation which you have already pledged to (guarantee) see that we bring this transaction to a successful and logical conclusion. May I start by introducing myself once again,I am Walter Palmer presently working in Iraq.I shall be willing to give you details why I am soliciting your assistance. Firstly, what you must know is this, I am currently working in Iraq and the law here prohibits us to engaging in cash transaction of this magnitude untill he or she has been seen finally through from this appointment process, and because of this simple reason I do not want to deal with anyone here in Iraq all I need is a foreign partner like you that can be capable enough to help me secure/invest this funds/ consignment(US$45M in a profitable venture. What is required of you as I did explain in my previous letter, as you are willing to render your assistance is simply to act (your roles) on my behalf as the sole beneficiary to this consignment (fund) with the courier/ security company but before you can do this you must have the necessary documentations as proof showing you as the actual beneficiary for you and I. All these I will send/ fax to you on one condition, I need to be assured of your total willingness to help me execute this challenges ahead with utmost trust and honesty. As you and I know, TRUST and HONESTY is very important in this type of transaction and I DEMAND WE SHOULD MAINTAIN ABSOLUTE CONFIDENTIALITY THROUGHOUT THE COURSE OF THIS TRANSACTION. I went through hell here in Iraq before I finally escaped this consinment to Europe and as such I will not want any thing that will jeopardise this transaction. However, by Monday 4th July 2005, I will commence with the transaction by writing a recommendation letter with your information(in your favour) to the Courier/ Security Company that the consignment/fund belongs to both of us depending on how fast you can farward your personal informations to me. Finally, I will equally fax you the certificate of deposit and the initial receipt of deposit (Proof) as to enable you commence communication with the Courier/ security company. But before you commence any communication with the Courier/ security company, please let me know, you have to always keep in touch with me. remember I am putting my destiny in your hands. I now stretch a handshake of long - life and fruitful relationship to you through this business relationship. Feel free to e- mail me anytime needs be. Thanks, Note: Please, remember to forward your personal informations eg: your full name, telephone, fax, your address and identification to me to enable me effect the changes. May God bless you. Walter Palmer.

I think first down man would die if they changed the song

I will pretend that you did not write this

damn no juan Mendez

Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny? Danny Noonan: Every day. Ty Webb: Good. Then what's your problem? Danny Noonan: I don't know. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ty Webb: A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

when I was in Belgium, we tipped the waitress like $40 on a $50 bill...I thought she was going to give us all a happy ending....good times

i usually tip in store coupons...quite often the store savings is more than the tip should have been

I am hoping the Raptors pick Hakim Waarick and Juan Mendez

wierd, I was going to post the exact same thing

pay attention super rook is the cleanup hitter....

I am thinking of introducing....Bring Your Beer To Work Day

section 315? we are in section 316.....ahhhh the land of no wait bathrooms

did the Spurs get the Chamionship Belts from the Pistons? Just curious....for those that do not follow the NBA,,,the Pistons had WWF style belts made up for their championship and used to bring them to the games and on the court....funny stuff

for some reason I am nasty at Bar games such as Pool and Fooseball, but it takes me 71 rounds to clear a cricket board

yes I am....

I may have to run this by our compliance dept, but I may be able to benefit twice from this....my cut of the loot, and he will probably want a place to invest this $$.....Jackpot Baby

Is this based upon research and goverment studies?

I put the chances of this at 4%

WHAT A GREAT DAY!!!!!!!!!! Dear Sir/Madam, With a very desperate need for assistance, I have summed up courage to contact you. I am from (will disclose this later), presently working in Iraq with an international organisation that I will also disclose later, I found your contact particulars in an address journal. I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of $45,000,000:00 (Forty Five million dollars) to your country or any other safe country of your choice, as far as I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care untill I complete my service here,this is no stolen money, and there are no dangers involved. SOURCE OF MONEY: Some money in various currencies was discovered concealed in barrels with piles of weapons and ammunitions at a location near one of Saddam,s old palaces during a rescue operation, and it was agreed by all party present that the money be shared amongst us, this was quite an illegal thing to do, but I tell you what? no compensation can make up for the risks we have taken with our lives in this hell hole. The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a German contact working here, and his office enjoys some immunity, I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. He does not know the real contents of the package, and beleieves that it belongs to an Asian American who died in an air raid, and before giving up, trusted me to hand over the package to his business associate. I have now found a secured way of getting the package out to a safer country E for you to pick up, and will discuss this with you when I am sure that you are willing to assist me. One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter with a third party, should you have reasons to reject this offer, please destroy this mail as any leakage of this information will be too bad for us. I do not know for how long we will remain here, and I have survived 2 suicide bomb attacks by the special grace of God, this and other reasons I will mention later has prompted me to reach out for help, I honestly want this matter to be resolved immediately. Please contact me through my email:walterpalmeroo@netscape.net so that we can discuss more. Respectfully, Walter Palmer

did I wander into the science club here?

I am suprised they still give kids grades in school

from what I have gathered...he has never gone 1 mph over the speed limit