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taterhill

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  1. Gordon Gecko? How is Anacot Steel?
  2. you mean when the top 10 is 9 of the same dunks and the #9 play is an end to end hockey rush
  3. yes he is a fool, and it is hilarious when he starts to bring up points that are so far wrong it is painful..lol
  4. sometimes i watch it when I am feeling too happy..usually gets me all riled up due to the fact that Skip is such an idiot...Woody actually cracks me up sometimes..esp Professor Screwloose
  5. his rant on Wayne Gretzky today on 1st and 10 was typical Skippyness..."Hockey fans will never think of Gretzky as the Great one anymore...blah blah blah..his days as an owner and coach are over"...someone please run him over
  6. she seems to have no lips either
  7. I just heard that Erie County Workers get 15 and that seemed ridiculous to me..I have always worked for myself so I have no idea about this...who in the hell is sick 15 times per year???
  8. i wonder if that older chicks enormous rack will be spilling all over the place tonight
  9. agreed, but the refs must be seeing something to make the same bad call 3 weeks apart...
  10. same call was made in the Cincy/Pit game
  11. if Darrel Jackson pushed off Nate Clements like that, we would all be going nuts...how do you KNOW Ben did not get in? pretty tough to tell to me..esp in real time from the sideline...the TO right as the clock expires happens ALL of the time...
  12. stop with the nonsense..please I cannot take this anymore...the refs made some bad calls..deal with it...if Seattle did not have their head up their asses for 80% of the game, they would have blown Pitt off the field..DJax DID push off...it was right in front of the ref..if it is not called..Pitt fans go nuts...what about the J Stevens no fumble call????? to suggest that the refs fixed this game AND the FBI should get involved is laughable...
  13. i hope you forgot the sarcasm button on the bottom...
  14. somewhat NSFW..posted on yahoo.com news section
  15. The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." She looked down at his shoes and said: "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father of this baby.Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?" The wife smiled sweetly and replied: "Not this time!" The 3rd Affair A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity." So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home. "I have something to show you won't believe," he said to his wife, opening his briefcase. "My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead!" The 4th Affair A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder "Don't move until I tell you," she said, " pretend you're a statue." "What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh it's a statue," she replied, "the Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too." No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. "Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing." The 5th Affair A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent." "One Cent?" the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?" "A nickel," the barman replied. "A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The bartender replied: "Upstairs, with my wife." The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The bartender replied: "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here." The 6th Affair Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: "I have something I must confess." "There's no need to, " his wife replied. "No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!" "I know," she replied, "now just rest and let the poison work."
  16. 2 points in Montreal is 2 points in Montreal..nice to get a win when they are not at their best
  17. FWIW..Paul Hamilton was one of the last players cut from the Miracle on Ice 1980 US Hockey team
  18. maxi-padding his stats....I have said too much
  19. no I didnt watch the game..just like to comment on things I have no idea about..like many on here...
  20. did he push off? was the defender prevented form making a play? Flag was warranted..
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