The Ottawa Song (to the tune of Adam Sandler's Hanukkah Song)
By (Scary) Pete Cugno
Here's a little story, about a hockey team
Who just win the Stanley Cup, but only in their dreams
The team is from Ottawa, the Senators is their name
Soon to be inducted into the Golfing Hall of Fame
They say they'll beat our Sabres, ha, now there's a funny joke
'Cause every year at playoff time the Senators always choke
So three cheers for Ottawa, a real team they are not-ta-wa
They can give all that they got-ta-wa
But the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa
Ottawa has their Parliament, and MPs in the news
And it's kind of like their hockey team--they talk a lot but don't produce
They're not the brightest either, I really have to say
When the capital of our country spells Canada with a "K"
(Hey, that's Kanata!)
Oh three cheers for Ottawa, they think they've got a shot-ta-wa
But they must be smoking pot-ta-wa
'Cause the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa
You better press your plaid pants, it's that time once again
To hear that familiar Ottawa Senator saying, "Tee-off is at 10"
So get ready for the crying, take out your handkerchiefs
You're about to get your as kicked by the Buffalo Sabres team
Oh three cheers for Ottawa, a lesson they'll be taught-ta-wa
Heatley and Havlat-ta-wa will soon be golfing a lot-ta-wa
What the hell else rhymes with Ottawa, not a whole lot-ta-wa
There's a team we already forgot-ta-wa cause the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa
yes I know this is a Leafs song, but I stole it and changed some of the lyrics.....