The Ottawa Song (to the tune of Adam Sandler's Hanukkah Song) 
By (Scary) Pete Cugno 
  
Here's a little story, about a hockey team 
Who just win the Stanley Cup, but only in their dreams 
  
The team is from Ottawa, the Senators is their name 
Soon to be inducted into the Golfing Hall of Fame 
They say they'll beat our Sabres, ha, now there's a funny joke 
'Cause every year at playoff time the Senators always choke 
  
So three cheers for Ottawa, a real team they are not-ta-wa 
They can give all that they got-ta-wa 
But the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa 
  
Ottawa has their Parliament, and MPs in the news 
And it's kind of like their hockey team--they talk a lot but don't produce 
They're not the brightest either, I really have to say 
When the capital of our country spells Canada with a "K" 
(Hey, that's Kanata!) 
  
Oh three cheers for Ottawa, they think they've got a shot-ta-wa 
But they must be smoking pot-ta-wa 
'Cause the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa 
  
You better press your plaid pants, it's that time once again 
To hear that familiar Ottawa Senator saying, "Tee-off is at 10" 
So get ready for the crying, take out your handkerchiefs 
You're about to get your as kicked by the Buffalo Sabres team 
  
Oh three cheers for Ottawa, a lesson they'll be taught-ta-wa 
Heatley and Havlat-ta-wa will soon be golfing a lot-ta-wa 
What the hell else rhymes with Ottawa, not a whole lot-ta-wa 
There's a team we already forgot-ta-wa cause the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa 
  
yes I know this is a Leafs song, but I stole it and changed some of the lyrics.....