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The "Patriot Way" is joyless football and joyless football only works if the team is actively contending for Superbowls.

I mean, I'll watch a Thursday night Bears-Jags game so I'll watch this one for sure.

I vaguely remember a similar ad campaign "Don't you wanna wanna go to Lackawanna."

I agree with you, but Moore's already been hired as the OC in Philly.

Detroit is not on Lake Erie, it's on the Detroit River and Lake St. Clair.

When the Bills ‘part ways” with a coach, he is free to sign with any other team including the other three in the AFC East.

I don't know what his trade value is, but I sure was concerned about him. The consensus back then was that he was going to have a Matt Ryan-like career.

You're right about the new NFL. No one would probably argue that Patrick Mahomes is on the cusp of his third ring and SB MVP. But, did you know, that he has been just checking down all year? Wait, that's not possible. He's the new GOAT. But here are the numbers. 6th in yards at 4,183 1st in YAC at 2,552 17th in completed air yards at 1,631 (almost a thousand more YAC than air yards!) 14th in Intended air yards at 3,786 31st in Air Yards per completion at 4.1 30th in Intended air yards per pass attempt at 6.5 He didn't throw it deep. He didn't complete deep passes. He just checked it down and let his guys get YAC. He had almost 400 more YAC than Tua, who played one more game and was throwing to a track team.

You wanna know why they keep showing Taylor Swift? Here's why. Spoiler alert; it's massive piles of money. https://nypost.com/2024/01/29/sports/taylor-swift-has-generated-330-million-for-nfl-amid-travis-kelce-romance/

Post-game kiss at the 50 with red and yellow confetti raining down on them. You can book it now.

Couple of things: You're going to hear from moderators about the name only thread titles Someone will trade a 5th or something, just based on his rookie year. For example, the Panthers traded a 5th in 2021 and a second and fourth in 2022 for Sam Freaking Darnold. Someone will trade for Mac and Zach.

This thread is actually more like “The Buffalo Bills keep ruining my Sundays. I called One Bills Drive to ask them for permission to come down to the sidelines to scream at Josh Allen for making me sad, but they told me that I’m not allowed to do that. So, I formally request that the team hire a proxy yeller. And if he keeps playing poorly, this proxy yeller needs to keep yelling louder until his play improves. I coach little league, and I know this to be the ideal coaching style.”

Who?

Remember, we've seen Campbell with Anthony Lynn as his OC. They sucked.

Today I say no, but I'll watch.

JFC. Every coach in the league talks about "complementary football."

Skyline : Wings :: Goetta : Beef on Weck

You are looking for real absolute reasons for things. I'm saying that if that ball falls to the turf instead of directly into Aiyuk's hands the Lions win that game. Pure luck. Purdy drastically underthrew a ball that turned into the game-changing play. That was the momentum swing. Pure luck.

I don't think the 49ers made their luck tonight.

That is actually very likely.

I noticed more pre-snap motion with every week that Joe Brady had with the Bills offense. I hope to see a lot more of it with a full offseason in charge.

I live in Cincinnati. I ate Goetta for breakfast next to a dude with a full-on mullet at the Frisch's Big Boy Breakfast buffet. I really can't judge.

If the 49ers win the SB, the first QB from the 2018 draft to win a ring will be Sam Darnold.

But apparently, the Shawnee don't curse anyone.

The 49ers were done. Then Brock Purdy underthrew a long pass, which bounced off the facemask of a Lions DB and fell into Brandon Aiyuk's hands. It was all over after that.