Low Positive

The Bills haven't announced this yet. This is coming from his agent.

Just picture it. Brown-Seahawks Super Bowl. Geno Smith's Hawks beat PJ Carroll's Browns 10-7. Old guys get really excited to dust off the word "slobberknocker." Somehow, even in the dome in Vegas, the game is played on a muddy field. And it's a copycat league, so teams would stop drafting QBs and WRs and start drafting FBs and LBs.

To paraphrase the late, great Johnny Cochrane, "If it's xcreted, as fact it must be treated."

Imagine a Browns - Seahawks SB. That is a thing that could happen.

Why did you change your user name? Too many pills on a Saturday night?

They complain about play-calling (vanilla offense with no motion), clock management, being overly reliant on Chase, and not being able to run the ball. Sound familiar?

I always get eyeroll emojis when I post this, but fans like the plays that work and dislike the plays that don't work.

The mighty Bengals ran Mixon from shotgun 10 times yesterday. Once from the SF 5 and got a TD on it.

Bears fans are starting to catch on

I'm joking. I'm half tempted to create another account and go all negative all the time. In fact, I think some of the most over-the-top accounts on this board are actually burner accounts of otherwise reputable posters.

So, a PS signing so that he can get in shape and have another team poach him?

I hear ya, but just for accuracy's sake, Joe Burrow's knee injury in 2020 was in week 11.

I'm currently connecting the dots as we speak.

Well then that dude is a problem drinker.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0167487002002118

I missed that one. I did like them clowning on Collinsworth, though. Secret Bagent Man.

I know, right. The bills were only down 10 at halftime and got the ball to start the third. They drove the whole field and kicked a FG from the 9. If the Bills had punched that one in, the whole game could have played out differently from there. Also, if Allen doesn't overthrow Diggs on third down on the first drive, the whole game could have been different. That was more than one inflection point in that game.

It is. I just checked and D. Williams got 0 snaps on defense on Thursday night.

I've written 3 responses to this, but I can't find one that doesn't come off as condescending so I didn't post them. I see no need for a message board fight. But the gist of it is that I hate it when fans "pre-lose" games to avoid impending disappointment.

Right. You have to kick that in a situation where you have a QB that you are not allowing to throw past the LoS.

So why even play the games? Shut down Allen and Diggs and get a top-10 draft pick. Seems like the best option.

I guess the Bills might as well forfeit the game. No need to risk injuries in a game in which they have zero chance.

According to TBD, every team in the NFL is a bad matchup for the Bills.

I don't know that Zach Wilson is savvy enough to have done that on purpose.

You are on to something. The stuff is hotdog sauce made by Greeks and served on spaghetti. Garbage plates are also Greek-american food.