Low Positive

Today sucks. The Bills didn’t even play and I feel like they lost by 30.

It’s interesting to speculate who that would be. Zach Wilson is the only one that I can think of. Maybe Will Levis?

I wanna hire Jim Bob Cooter just because he has the best name in the league. Sounds like either a porn star or an extra on the Dukes of Hazzard.

This really sucks because we’ve been waiting for the other shoe to drop for 6 years, and it’s slammed into the floor like a steel-toed boot. It feels like the world has returned to normal. Couple the Pats looking like the best team in the league with the Bills worst loss in three years. with the fact that they had that loss going into the bye and here we are. And the kicker is that our loser players all don’t give a crap and played golf with grins all week. And we have a GM who wants to die on the no weapons hill while the Pats search high and low for WRs. FML.

Steelers are in a one-year window with A-Aron and will out-bid everyone. Especially after the Bengals' dogwater secondary was able to scheme the DK away.

Just score a point, baby! Edmunds with a pick!

Waddle will be a Steeler by Tuesday.

31-6 Browns. I'm miserable now because we lost, but I'm never too miserable to enjoy things like this.

It's the Vrabel revenge game. He's petty like that. Remember him running a lateral play on a kickoff after the game was already over?

Having an active trade deadline is new for the NFL, but if this were the NBA, a guy leaving a game with a bad hammy this time of year often means he's getting traded.

CBS just played the Diggs Ugg commercial.

The rest of the team was too busy popping bottles down at the Arkadia Day Beach Club to attend Tua's tea and cookies meeting.

AFC North, if everyone is healthy.

Any unmoderated fan forum would look like that.

The fact that I'm not sure if this is real or not proves that satire is indeed dead.