Ah ya they do, you crap in a container that hangs over the bowl, take a test on part of it and send it ALL back. Been there done that. nothing like dropping off a box of crap at the UPS store.
Looks like Montreal is off the list as the Big O is undergoing renovations so that brings me to Buffalo. Why not? It was good enough for the Jays for parts of two seasons and a lot of improvements were made. It pry wouldn't be too hard to get capcity up to 20k or so. They would pry draw more than the Rays were.
Can you imagine working at Coliguard and opening up containers of sh1t all day and running tests on them? Who has to flush the remains? when the UPS truck pulls up with pallets of tests who gets them in mail room and dollops them out?