With all this talk about players playing their best during contract years, I came up with a brilliant idea. What if we signed every player on our roster to a deal that ended at the same time. That way, one year, every single one of our guys would be in a contract year. Can you imagine? JP with 6,000 yards passing, Clements has 31 interceptions, and Mr. "Me First" Willis would most certainly finish with at least 3,000 yards rushing and 50 tds.
All of our guys would be going all out every week to make sure their contract for the next year is HUGE. That way, we'd easily have the best team in the league and win the super bowl. Sure we wouldn't be able to re-sign most of them and would have to field a "Major League" type team for a few years, but who cares. We'd be champs!
Someone send this to Marv quick. He's got a lot of renegotiating to do.