elegantelliotoffen

I love the irony of people boasting about how successful they are on a message board.

Personally I've co-sponsored bills with Senator Burr of North Carolina, Senator Collins of Maine, and Senator Thune of South Dakota.

You know what they say about guys who use emoticons...

I bet you use your little flag etiquette trick as an excuse to knock on the doors of really cute guys, right?

I apologize for insulting your life partner.

Casey Anthony is hot!

You know I'm right, just admit it. This Heath Campbell guy is exactly how I picture Alaska Darin!

These must be the "real Americans" that Sarah Palin was talking about.

Let's not get carried away here. All she's really accomplished was getting 50% of the vote once while running as a Republican in one of the reddest states in the country. I don't know if that counts as an accomplishment for Palin or just an indication of the sheer ignorance of the Alaska populace.

Pop, soda, whatever you want to call it just plain sucks.

Waaaaa, but Biden said J-O-B-S and Obama says "ummmmm"!!!!!

Too bad that the Italians have been making celebrity statues for nativity scenes for several years now as that really undercuts this hackneyed "Cult of Obama" talking point.

That's because the 'out of touch' card was just a nice way of saying that John McCain is too old to be President.

Says the guy who misspelled "Franken" in his signature!

And what political statement was made by this arson?