damj

Welcome home Captain ...

Yeah ... I was a big Yankees fan back then and Munson was one of my favorite players ...

We've got 13 going for the weekend

Al Gore sued the Supreme Court for a recount. Dimpled, pregnant and hanging chads will now be counted.

Come on dude ... it's 9:30 on a Saturday night on your on TSW ... you must be a ... so how are dude? lol

Not ... a ... chance ... bud!

Can I get serious here guys ... I certainly hope to win this ... I have so few things in my life worth living for, so this would really mean so much to me. A few anecdotes from my life should help explain why. It all started when I met this woman. She certainly seemed interested in me. Though she was attractive, she was also, in fact, a Nazi. Another time, at the beach, the water that I had been swimming in was very cold ... and when I dropped the towel there had been significant shrinkage. My parents were looking at me. So there I was ... with the marble rye hanging from the end of a fishing pole. In closing, these stories have not been embellished ... because they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life ... as a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man. Thank you. Oh, also... My fiance died from licking toxic envelopes that I picked out. Thanks again.

No chance, English bedwetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your request a silly thing. You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms! This time we make castanets out of your testicles ... ... illegitimate faced buggerfuls! And, if you think you got nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing yet! Daffy English kaniggets! Thpppt!

Has anyone gone to the Molson Canal Concert Series in Lockport this year? If so, what time does the headliner usually take the stage. Going to see Queensryche tonight, but I'm not too interested in the opening acts.

To everyone! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough waterer! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! ... now don't post any more or I shall taunt you a second time-a! I win!

I was there ... so cold our beer started to freeze, so we had to move it close to the fire to thaw out and the case caught on fire ... good stuff.

Well done with the ST 2 blast!

Sure, $500 ... with the proviso that I win the "Last Post" thread ... and if ... and it's a big IF ... /dev/null pays me the $500 ... so, bottom line ... don't hold your breath.

Yeah, the hijack thread is awesome!

But there not as good as the ones at the Barking Crab in Boston ... mmmmmm

Yes! Sweeeeeeeeeeet!

$500?!? I was in it when I thought it was free ... but for $500!!!

Okay ... now you're scaring me ... there is nothing hot about Laurel and Hardy ... funny, yes ... hot, no!

Beerball ... I didn't peg you as a fan of musicals ... hmmm ...

To Infinity ... and Beyond ...

Damj: So, BLZFAN4LIFE, how could it take you 33 minutes to cook your rice when it takes the entire rice eating world 15 minutes? BLZFAN4LIFE: I don't know, I'm a slow cook I guess. Damj: I'm sorry I was all the way over here I couldn't hear you did you say you were a slow cook, that's it? BLZFAN4LIFE: Yeah. Damj: Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into rice slower in your kitchen than anywhere else on the face of the earth? BLZFAN4LIFE: I don't know. Damj: Well, I guess the laws of physics cease to exist on top of your stove. Was this magic rice? Did you buy it from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans? Wait ... I think we covered this movie yesterday ... Damj: BLZFAN4LIFE, did you cook your rice in 15 minutes?!? Steely Dan: You don’t have to answer that question! BLZFAN4LIFE: I'll answer the question! [to Damj] BLZFAN4LIFE: You want answers? Damj: I think I'm entitled. BLZFAN4LIFE: You want answers? Damj: I want the truth! BLZFAN4LIFE: You can’t handle the truth!

I remember Kojack ... Telly Savalas was the bomb!

So what did you have for dinner?

You're implying that it ever was uphill ...

Okay ... I'm out ... this is my last post today