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damj

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  1. I've heard that Boston has the best triple breasted prostitutes.
  2. KD Started it .... I suggest that you read this book ... when you go to Boston
  3. Good luck Joe, we're all counting on you.
  4. Sorry, next time I wine and dine you, I'll do better than McDonald's and a Motel 6 /// You a really hoopy frood! A frood is defined as "a really amazingly together guy." An example from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy which discusses the importance of towels is as follows: "Hey you, sass that hoopy Chef Jim? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!" yeah ... pi = 3.14 ... duh! Of course ... consider the source!
  5. But the french don't like anyone or anything ... except surrendering
  6. A little slow on the uptake are we? Are you sure that's a good idea?!?
  7. Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
  8. Good advice ... Any man who can rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
  9. Are you staying in a hotel? I would suggest staying in a hotel. Park benches are not comfortable to sleep on and showering in a fountain might get you arrested, or at least laughed at. Just my $0.02.
  10. Good luck Steely, we're all counting on you.
  11. There are 10 kinds of people. Those that understand binary, and those that don't.
  12. Great avatar ... do you have a larger version?
  13. I am serious, and please stop calling me Shirely. It looks like Steely Dan picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue {youtube reponse forthcoming}
  14. Good luck Mead, we're all counting on you.
  15. Hey, just a thought, but you should go to Boston some time ... cool city
  16. So why are walking to Boston? I would suggest flying .. it's faster
  17. You should definitely wear some Yankees or Bills gear .. be loud, be proud and visit some local sports bars, preferably late at night. You're sure to get a warm welcome.
  18. Oh ... and check out that new bridge they built. I think they also built a new tunnel under the harbor ... you should go for a walk down there.
  19. You should definitely do alot of crack and hookers while you're there. And maybe smack your forehead with a ball pein hammer while you're at it.
  20. Oh, then in that case, you should definitely go to the Barking Crab.
  21. I ONLY HAVE 5 FINGERS!!! I ONLY HAVE 5 FINGERS!!!
  22. Excellent suggestions ... this will help me to prioritize in case I ever snap and go on a shooting spree Now you can be nervous, Guy!
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