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You should buy a Hondo. Hondo My first guitar was a Hondo Les Paul ... gotta love that plywood construction.

Exactly.

Absolutely! You know, there are 10 kinds of people ... those who understand binary, and those who don't.

LOL ... I'm more of a PV=mRT man myself ... I don't like moles.

I like nerds, especially the grape ones.

A 22 on the wonderlic corresponds to an IQ of 104, which puts him in the middle of the bell curve .. average. Non-factor.

{To the Tune of O' Christmas Tree} O Chroisen One O Chroisen One How lucky are the Argonauts O Chroisen One O Chroisen One A grey Cup is in your Future

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's still better than what we have ... Sad But True

He sucks ... but he sucks less than what we have, so what the h-e-double hockey sticks ... why not?!?

Thanks for the BFO (Blinding Flash of the Obvious)

Die thread ... DIE!!!

How much wood would a Wooderson chuck if a Wooderson could chuck wood?

I love Gilmour's style. Knopfler's work on Sultans of Swing is amazing ... he has some of the juiciest fills ever. I always liked Martin Barre's solo on Aqualung too.

I predict silence and frustration ... I wish I could be optmistic, but I've been a Buffalo fan too long.

Sorry Steely ... was too busy having a life and didn't realize you changed your name.

I was paraphrasing Mark Twain ... take it up with him.

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were Steely Dan. But I repeat myself.

I showed them man ... I had a lobotomy!

The Orphan

Despite the fact that he might be better than anything else we have, I would like to aim higher.

Nor did you.

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Aww ... to hell with this!

Great idea!

You can't ... I won. You're all losers. Thank you.