I put alot of thought into my screen name. I looked all through the Bible, from Genesis to Revelation. I didn't have a Bible, so I had to Trespass in my neighbor's house and steal their baby's bible, causing him to cry. I guess that you could call that a Nursery Cryme. The mother was pretty mad, but calmed down after we danced a Foxtrot. Then I took a job where I was Selling England by the Pound, but I got fired. Then I tried a job as a shepherd, but it didn't work because the Lamb Lies Down on Broadway Street and Union Road. I Tried a Trick of the Tail, but he wouldn't get up. Maybe he couldn't hear me because of the Wind and Wuthering.
By now I had a dozen screen names in mind, so I drank a 6-pack ... And Then There Were Three. My friend Duke suggested I use ABACAB. He swore it was in the book of Genesis, but that must have been written with an Invisible Touch because I didn't see it in there. Then the baby's mother who I stole the Bible from decided that We Can't Dance any more. She wanted to have me arrested, so she started Calling All Stations. I booked out of there. I was so scared I couldn't think of a screen name, so I just used my initals.