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damj

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  1. I think it was the middle of the second period before OLN realized that there was another team besides the Hurricanes playing.
  2. Lions wouldn't have cut him if he was going to retire. I think it's worth a shot.
  3. Oh snap ... thta't why he struggled so much, I never realized that he was about 230 pounds ... he LOOKS much bigger
  4. A.P.- Major source of Greenhouse gases found: 22 May 2006- After recent research, the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has found a new, significant source of carbon dioxide emissions which has greatly sped up the rate of global warming in recent years. This new source has been attributed to a football player named Mike Williams. Mr Williams, formally of the Buffalo Bills and now plays for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. According to Mr. Trey Hugger of the EPA, "Mr Williams is so large and exhales so much carbon dioxide with anything beyond the most basic level of exertion, that this has really exacerbated the effect of global warming". My Hugger, also went on to say that "Mr. Williams extreme fondness for Mexican food also does not help".
  5. Did Erika Flowers and JD Williams get this kind of love?
  6. He ate Carmen San Diego ... in fact he ate San Diego California
  7. Or we can give him a job as the ice boom.
  8. Good thing that we have no high expectations on Big Aaron ... otherwise after we cut him and he signs with Tampa, we would have a few hundred posts about it ... seriously, I think that this is an interesting signing. Probably won't amount ot anything, but there is some good potential there.
  9. And no Dora either ...
  10. Okay, the wait is kiiling me. Just drop the dang puck and let's get it on!!!!
  11. It's this awful cable television channel that shows nothing but chick flicks. My wife is addicted to it ... it makes me want to chew my own leg off rather than watch ... Big Mike likes it ... alot .... it makes him all weepy inside.
  12. He's doing well in the buffet line. He's also spending alot of time in the film room, unfortunately he's watching Lifetime all the time and crying like a little girl.
  13. And a worthless tub of goo LT to be named later
  14. Yes, we got great value in the trade ... an old, deflated football and a nice big pile of belly button lint. Marv is a better GM than I would be. I wouldn't settled for the belly button lint.
  15. How much wood would Mike Williams chuck, if Mike Williams could chuck wood?
  16. yeah, I'll kick his butt ... what do you mean, 40" neck ... hang on, let me google "Takeo" ... okay, I'm back .... here comes the picture .... Oh my god ! Takeo, please forgive me ... I didn't mean it
  17. As a loyal Bills fan, I feel that it is my moral obligation to keep this thread alive until I see Big Mike Williams in a pro bowl uniform ... all proud and what not in his NFC jersey and Bucs helmet .... yessireee .... that's the ticket!
  18. Oh wait ... I don't know you, and you know what they say the 3 biggest lies are ... 3.) I'll still respect your mail in the morning 2.) The check is in your mouth, and {drumroll please} 1.) I won't c*# in your mailbox.
  19. You got it .... no problem
  20. Did you see that picture?!? I'm not scared of him ... I'll kick his old, Japanese butt!!!!
  21. Damn! All that time off hasn't been good for my man! He is NOT! looking good!!!!!!!!
  22. I wonder how many of those poor shmucks who waited all night actually got any (oh hey, wait ... tixs I mean .... lol) Good sig Devil Dog! Ooh Rah!
  23. Anybody know how much Sabres tickets are for this round? I want to pick some up on the way home.
  24. Soprano365 told me he has inside sources with the Bills that said Mike Williams signed with the Jags ... therefore I doubt that Mike Williams exists ... in fact I doubt that the Jacksonville Jaguars exist.
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