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damj

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  1. Let's take up a collection so he can buy a nice gift for his prison boyfriend!
  2. damj and his cousin are the second consecutive generation of 1st cousins to marry sisters and he has a niece and nephew that are also 2nd and 4th cousins ... oh wait ... that one is true ... never mind.
  3. A guy at work (early 20s) asked me if I had a certain cd and I said no ... check the library ... he said "WHAT THE HELL IS THE LIBRARY??? A WB SITE??" I replied ... "Oh ... I'm sorry, I forgot that your a yung'un ... it's a building filed with books ... uh ... books ... sheets of paper with writing on them all bound together ... a building filled with books and records ... records ... big black things that spin and you listen to music on ... like cds, only bigger ... a building filled with books and records, and videotapes ... videotapes ... oh, yeah ... big black things we used to watch movies on ... you would put in in the vcr, they came in VHS and beta ... oh yeah beta ... NEVERMIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL JUST BUY YOU SOME!!!!!!"
  4. If it don't fit you must aquit, so ... What the heck ... send a check ... from your deck ... eat beef and weck ... have a wreck ... Sincerely, Dr. Suess
  5. Man, you're right ... that is awful ... Cool bookstore though
  6. PTR ... thanks ... the %'s help ... getting a CBI bid is more impressive than I thought ... I knew that 64 ... err 65 (stupid play-in game) made the big one ... I figured that 32 made the NIT ... so these new ones must be 16 teams?
  7. H2o has two user accounts on this board ... he is also "Soprano"
  8. We loved the oom-pah-pah band ... especially when they played "name that tune".
  9. Cool ... I still dream about their vanilla custard puffs. Is that bookstore still there too? I used to hang out there alot.
  10. I've always hated rebuilding my OS, and I'm hard on a system, so I have to redo it every 9 to 12 months ... I highly recommend gosting (Norton Ghost, Acronis DiskImage). I bought a Seagate hard drive that came with a stripped down version of Acronis that only does ghost images ... cool thing is, one you get your system reinstalled and ghosted, you can rebuild it in about 5-10 minutes next time.
  11. Congrats UB, buuuuuuuuuuuuut ... I've never heard of the College Basketball Invitational, but then again, I'm not much of a college basketball fan, so maybe it's just me.
  12. Jester goes both ways ... boys and sheep!
  13. I worked south of Columbus in Circleville for 6 months in 1996 ... went to Germantown in south Columbus quite a bit ... nice area ... there's a good german restaurant there called Schmidts ...
  14. Sweeeeeeeeeeeet! lol
  15. Buffalo Bill has a picture of his wife and sister on his desk at work, and there is only one woman in the picture.
  16. We already beat this to death, buried it, dug it up and beat it some more.
  17. In honor of friday the 13th ... I walked under the ladder to throw my mirror at the black cat the walked in front of me ... Bad kitty ... bad kitty.
  18. Damn! It's a tie between T.O. and "A VooDoo named Phyllis" ... ok ... we go with "A T.O. named Phyllis"!
  19. You're sitting there minding your own business ... your grape suddenly slides of your neck in a direction not necessarily related to the rest of your body. You're dead and you never saw it coming .... Ninjas baby ... Now how about this ... a 3 way fight ... who walks out alive ... a pirate, a ninja, or Ditka?!? Discuss.
  20. Damn, don't you guys know how to manage your money?!? Sincerely, Uncle Sam, Wall Street, & the Banking and Auto Industries.
  21. Travis, You sure spit out alot of kids. Sincerely, rabbits
  22. Props to Beerball for honesty ...
  23. There's a sucker born every minute ... ooo! ooo! I'll buy 3! How much $$$ do you want?!?
  24. Wow! He's still around?!? ... PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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