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If we signed him he would lop off a finger from the mother of all paper cuts while signing his contract.

In a heartbeat, that frees up Philly's 1st rounder for an OT ...

More like: LT: Walker LG: McKinney / Bell / Rookie C: Hangartner RG: Butler RT: Chambers I am worried

LOL ... Comin' up next on The Violence Channel: An all-new "Ow, My Balls!"

Solid run from a noob ... so much more refreshing than the "Unconfirmed deep source rumor" noob posts we've been seeing lately. Deep down I agree ... I'm still in denial mode and hoping for improvement, but I'll be right there with ya by october.

Correction ... Most Americans are about as financially savvy as a houseplant.

Skooby, stop being such an a$$!!! You know how sensitive everyone is about the whole Toronto thing!!!

Leaving you 1 minute to get it to the post office ... good luck with that.

Damn! You're good man ... good!

In 1987 I had to decide between Syracuse and UB for engineering. As much as as I loved Syracuse, UB was too good of a value to pass up. No regrets.

Whew! What a relief. Sincerely, Andre Smith's Agent

I would just say that you wanted to apologize about the other night and that you wanted to leave before anything got said that would interfere with your friendship. If that doesn't work, kick him in the nuts and run away.

Nice! Of course my favorite ax right now is my Guitar Hero controller ... lol

Yeah, I got my reaming done last night.

2 large here ... ouch! We need to fix that for next year.

I'm not worthy I'm not worthy I'm not worthy I'm scum ... I suck ... You should get a 12 string ...

Same here ... except I've been playing off and on (more off than on) for about 25 years. I'm stuck at not-so-terrible, but I still aspire to reach sub-adequate. What axes does everyone have ... I have: 3/4 scale classical Ovation roundback acoustic Gibson Ephiphone Les Paul (Cherry Sunburst) Fender Squire Strat (cream)

The Big Lebowski?

Yes. You used up all the glue on purpose!

IMDB Link Gozer: The Choice is made! Dr. Peter Venkman: Whoa! Ho! Ho! Whoa-oa! Gozer: The Traveller has come! Dr. Peter Venkman: Nobody choosed anything! [turns to Egon] Dr. Peter Venkman: Did you choose anything? Dr. Egon Spengler: No. Dr. Peter Venkman: [to Winston] Did YOU? Winston Zeddemore: My mind is totally blank. Dr. Peter Venkman: *I* didn't choose anything... [long pause, Peter, Egon and Winston all look at Ray] Dr Ray Stantz: I couldn't help it. It just popped in there. Dr. Peter Venkman: [angrily] What? *What* "just popped in there?" Dr Ray Stantz: I... I... I tried to think... Dr. Egon Spengler: LOOK! [they all look over one side of the roof] Dr Ray Stantz: No! It CAN'T be! Dr. Peter Venkman: What is it? Dr Ray Stantz: It CAN'T be! Dr. Peter Venkman: What did you DO, Ray? Winston Zeddemore: Oh, sh#t! [they all see a giant cubic white head topped with a sailor hat, Peter looks at Ray] Dr Ray Stantz: [somberly] It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

So in a day or two some dork like Soprano or one of the tons of noobs popping up every day doesn't roll this one out ... of course, not that already having a post on it will stop them, so point well taken.

Yes. Do you mean "Yup ... It's the StayPuft Marshmellow Man" ... that would be Ghostbusters. How about ... "I showed them ... I had a lobotomy, man"

"The Browns, at No. 5, now can be expected to take an even closer look at Sanchez" ... Is the author of that article on crack?!? They already have Anderson and Quinn and are trying to move one ...

Princess Bride ... I can hear Mandy Potamkin's voice saying it ... Bump ... Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?"

Same ... Kubrick was friggin' brilliant! Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?