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damj

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  1. I shook the box ... there's reason to believe it might still be edible.
  2. How about "Ancient History"
  3. I was cleaning out my office and found an unopened box of Flutie Flakes from 1999. Bidding starts at $1.00
  4. Ummmmm .... speaking for those who watched 83 play ... DUH!
  5. Noooo o o o o o o o o o o o {THUD!}
  6. Coach Jauron: Damj, why are you all wet? Damj: It's sandwich day. Every Wednesday I take Hamdan and his chroise a peanut butter sandwich... Coach Jauron: "Hamdan" has chroise? Damj: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said "a chroise sandwich". I can't give Hamdan chroise! [whispering] Damj: Do you know what chroise *is*? Coach Jauron: Hamdan? Damj: [hysterical] It's Hamdan! If I give Hamdan chroise, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... stinkin' chroise! Coach Jauron: Damj, Damj, why is this so important to you? Damj: [calm] Hamdan controls the weather.
  7. My apologies Mr. F. Lee Bailey, and in my opinion, your client was not guilty
  8. He's going to work on his slashing attack style.
  9. Good call on MP ... but I was thinking about the "Charlie the Unicorn" video on youtube. Check it out ... I would post a link but I can't get access it at work. Make sure that you watch until the very end ...
  10. I'm not being mean ... I'm being honest. Seriously, after camp starts and we start to see some of these guys, sure, it's cool to have an underdog to root for ... but during OTA's?!? $$$ and Strip clubs?!? Yeah, there's something that we can all agree on! LOL
  11. Unbeliever! Shun the unbeliever! Shun the unbeliever! Shun! Shun! Shun!
  12. Yeah, I guess people are like opinions ... most of them are stupid. lol
  13. Yeah, but it's a "what have you done for me lately league" ... Lindell hasn't kicked a FG like in over 7 months ... get him outta here! Wait, no TDs from Trent, Lee, Marshawn either in over 7 months ... WTF?!?
  14. I tried the "threaten to change" route with Dish Network and they wouldn't budge, so I switched to DTV. After it was installed, I called Dish to cancel and THEN they promised me the moon and the stars ... Bozos!
  15. Why do Bills fans fall madly in love with every scrub, undrafted FA, draft pick (especially the low round ones) and training camp piece-of-soon-to-be-working-at-Walmart-crap fodder that the Bills bring in?!? Sure some of the work out (Jason Peters), but the other 99.94% of them don't ...
  16. Chroise is a concatenation of "Charisma" and "Poise" ... of which, Gibran is massively imbued with ... no ... he is the embodiment of Charisma and Poise ... Chroise ... Hamdam is Chroise made flesh We are not worthy ... We are not worthy ... We are not worthy ...
  17. Sorry Mrs. Urrego, your son will be working at Walmart by September.
  18. chroise, chroise, chroise, chroise, chroise, chroise, chroise, chroise, chroise. There's nothing you can do that can't be done. Nothing you can sing that can't be sung. Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game It's easy. There's nothing you can make that can't be made. No one you can save that can't be saved. Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time - It's easy. All you need is chroise, all you need is chroise, All you need is chroise, chroise, chroise is all you need. chroise, chroise, chroise, chroise, chroise, chroise, chroise, chroise, chroise. All you need is chroise, all you need is chroise, All you need is chroise, chroise, chroise is all you need. There's nothing you can know that isn't known. Nothing you can see that isn't shown. Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be. It's easy. All you need is chroise, all you need is chroise, All you need is chroise, chroise, chroise is all you need. All you need is chroise (all together now) All you need is chroise (everybody) All you need is chroise, chroise, chroise is all you need.
  19. It's the chroise man ... can't you feel it? Can't you bask in the radiance?
  20. Use the chroise Luke!
  21. Good point ... one game, Kelly had a concussion and kept calling the same play over and over again. Nobody realized because the play worked every time. It was only after he put his helmet to talk to the coaches on the sideline during a timeout, then took it off and ran back on the field that someone realized that he might not have been all there. The point is, the no huddle worked because of the players, not the scheme. The no huddle put these players in a position to succeed.
  22. No ... Teddy Bruschi parted the water and Brady walked out ... Damn you Archimedes ... damn you! lol
  23. Hmmm .... obviously someone willing to pony up $13.5 mil has alot of money and presumably is smart and worked hard for it ... so what is sadder ... 1.) That Dan Marino thinks that by throwing in an autographed ball that will convince someone to buy it, or 2.) That it would be the deciding factor for the buyer?
  24. Why do we always think that just running the no huddle will solve all of our offensive woes. The K-Gun had the perfect mix of coaching and players to run it ... That offense was loaded with Pro-Bowlers and Hall of Famers. Sure, it was exciting and fun, but since then, every time our offense struggles, everybody always calls for the No Huddle as if they expect that to fix everything. You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig ... though I think with T.O. and if Trent keeps developing, we could have a pretty hot looking pig.
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