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damj

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  1. It's shorter than he was ...
  2. Why?!? The K-Gun wasn't named after Kelly?!?
  3. Mine once belonged to a Canadian Environmental Scientist who worked in our office. When he took a job, I called dibs on his Flutie Flakes and hockey pucks ... I got a box and 2 goat Head Sabres pucks out of it ... sweeeeet!
  4. Because it's false hope by inferior coaches who have run out of original ideas. The No-Huddle worked in the 90s because we had the collection of talent that could run it. If we had that level of talent now and it would work, fine, then run it ... but don't just try and sell me "We're going to run it now and we'll be good because it worked before". It's like politicians today ... these guys (and gals) are so brain dead and out of ideas on how to lead that they have 2 stock answers to every problem: 1.) We need economic development ... build a casino 2.) We need more revenue ... raise taxes.
  5. I shook the box ... there's reason to believe it might still be edible.
  6. How about "Ancient History"
  7. I was cleaning out my office and found an unopened box of Flutie Flakes from 1999. Bidding starts at $1.00
  8. Ummmmm .... speaking for those who watched 83 play ... DUH!
  9. Noooo o o o o o o o o o o o {THUD!}
  10. Coach Jauron: Damj, why are you all wet? Damj: It's sandwich day. Every Wednesday I take Hamdan and his chroise a peanut butter sandwich... Coach Jauron: "Hamdan" has chroise? Damj: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said "a chroise sandwich". I can't give Hamdan chroise! [whispering] Damj: Do you know what chroise *is*? Coach Jauron: Hamdan? Damj: [hysterical] It's Hamdan! If I give Hamdan chroise, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... stinkin' chroise! Coach Jauron: Damj, Damj, why is this so important to you? Damj: [calm] Hamdan controls the weather.
  11. My apologies Mr. F. Lee Bailey, and in my opinion, your client was not guilty
  12. He's going to work on his slashing attack style.
  13. Good call on MP ... but I was thinking about the "Charlie the Unicorn" video on youtube. Check it out ... I would post a link but I can't get access it at work. Make sure that you watch until the very end ...
  14. I'm not being mean ... I'm being honest. Seriously, after camp starts and we start to see some of these guys, sure, it's cool to have an underdog to root for ... but during OTA's?!? $$$ and Strip clubs?!? Yeah, there's something that we can all agree on! LOL
  15. Unbeliever! Shun the unbeliever! Shun the unbeliever! Shun! Shun! Shun!
  16. Yeah, I guess people are like opinions ... most of them are stupid. lol
  17. Yeah, but it's a "what have you done for me lately league" ... Lindell hasn't kicked a FG like in over 7 months ... get him outta here! Wait, no TDs from Trent, Lee, Marshawn either in over 7 months ... WTF?!?
  18. I tried the "threaten to change" route with Dish Network and they wouldn't budge, so I switched to DTV. After it was installed, I called Dish to cancel and THEN they promised me the moon and the stars ... Bozos!
  19. Why do Bills fans fall madly in love with every scrub, undrafted FA, draft pick (especially the low round ones) and training camp piece-of-soon-to-be-working-at-Walmart-crap fodder that the Bills bring in?!? Sure some of the work out (Jason Peters), but the other 99.94% of them don't ...
  20. Chroise is a concatenation of "Charisma" and "Poise" ... of which, Gibran is massively imbued with ... no ... he is the embodiment of Charisma and Poise ... Chroise ... Hamdam is Chroise made flesh We are not worthy ... We are not worthy ... We are not worthy ...
  21. Sorry Mrs. Urrego, your son will be working at Walmart by September.
  22. chroise, chroise, chroise, chroise, chroise, chroise, chroise, chroise, chroise. There's nothing you can do that can't be done. Nothing you can sing that can't be sung. Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game It's easy. There's nothing you can make that can't be made. No one you can save that can't be saved. Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time - It's easy. All you need is chroise, all you need is chroise, All you need is chroise, chroise, chroise is all you need. chroise, chroise, chroise, chroise, chroise, chroise, chroise, chroise, chroise. All you need is chroise, all you need is chroise, All you need is chroise, chroise, chroise is all you need. There's nothing you can know that isn't known. Nothing you can see that isn't shown. Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be. It's easy. All you need is chroise, all you need is chroise, All you need is chroise, chroise, chroise is all you need. All you need is chroise (all together now) All you need is chroise (everybody) All you need is chroise, chroise, chroise is all you need.
  23. It's the chroise man ... can't you feel it? Can't you bask in the radiance?
  24. Use the chroise Luke!
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