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Amen ... I'm hoping that the java will kick in by lunch time ... in the meantime, please enjoy this brief musical interlude: The silicon chip inside my head Gets switched to overload. And nobody's gonna go to work today, I wanna make them them stay at home. And my boss doesn't understand it, He always said I gotta come to work. And he can see no reasons 'Cause there are no reasons What reason do you need to be shown? Tell me why? I don't like Mondays. Tell me why? I don't like Mondays. Tell me why? I don't like Mondays. I want to shoot The whole day down.

About as good as your English ...

Who ... you or Gangsta Kitty?!?

+1 Good luck EVER getting a job now Feakshow!

Steely Dan, you ignorant slut ... wow! anybody who would start a second thread related to this one deserves to win. You're still not going to, but you certainly deserve to, therefore I may feel the slighest pang of guilt when I win ... or maybe a mild bout of indigestion.

P.s. ... in a related story, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead!

Because Joe in McGuhhhjkgjkgui was hanging out with Chad, thought he had cute dimples and got him pregnant.

Welcome home Captain ...

Yeah ... I was a big Yankees fan back then and Munson was one of my favorite players ...

We've got 13 going for the weekend

Al Gore sued the Supreme Court for a recount. Dimpled, pregnant and hanging chads will now be counted.

Come on dude ... it's 9:30 on a Saturday night on your on TSW ... you must be a ... so how are dude? lol

Not ... a ... chance ... bud!

Can I get serious here guys ... I certainly hope to win this ... I have so few things in my life worth living for, so this would really mean so much to me. A few anecdotes from my life should help explain why. It all started when I met this woman. She certainly seemed interested in me. Though she was attractive, she was also, in fact, a Nazi. Another time, at the beach, the water that I had been swimming in was very cold ... and when I dropped the towel there had been significant shrinkage. My parents were looking at me. So there I was ... with the marble rye hanging from the end of a fishing pole. In closing, these stories have not been embellished ... because they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life ... as a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man. Thank you. Oh, also... My fiance died from licking toxic envelopes that I picked out. Thanks again.

No chance, English bedwetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your request a silly thing. You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms! This time we make castanets out of your testicles ... ... illegitimate faced buggerfuls! And, if you think you got nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing yet! Daffy English kaniggets! Thpppt!

Has anyone gone to the Molson Canal Concert Series in Lockport this year? If so, what time does the headliner usually take the stage. Going to see Queensryche tonight, but I'm not too interested in the opening acts.

To everyone! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough waterer! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! ... now don't post any more or I shall taunt you a second time-a! I win!

I was there ... so cold our beer started to freeze, so we had to move it close to the fire to thaw out and the case caught on fire ... good stuff.

Well done with the ST 2 blast!

Sure, $500 ... with the proviso that I win the "Last Post" thread ... and if ... and it's a big IF ... /dev/null pays me the $500 ... so, bottom line ... don't hold your breath.

Yeah, the hijack thread is awesome!

But there not as good as the ones at the Barking Crab in Boston ... mmmmmm

Yes! Sweeeeeeeeeeet!

$500?!? I was in it when I thought it was free ... but for $500!!!

Okay ... now you're scaring me ... there is nothing hot about Laurel and Hardy ... funny, yes ... hot, no!