THE GASH STATION
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Sir, you and Ole Cotton need to go "clubbin" one night. Let me give you a little glimpse into what clubbin with Ole Cotton is like:
I'm a gigolo spendin lot's a dough, you can tell the way the wide-body, sitting on vogues!
Peep how Ole Cotton is shining, wit the fresh, fresh clothes.
Always surrounded by so many (HO!)
Leave the club with about three in the mo
Drop in the Six, 'cause I love them (HO!)
I am cotton's poisoned liver
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I see MSN is the homepage on your home/office computers as well. Nice read first thing in the morn. Ole Cotton spent much of his early morning in the office napping and figuring out how his rep in high school correlated with his lot in life.
The tide is high, but Rafa's holdin onnnn...
Nadal gonna be the world's nummmmber onnneeee.... numberrr onnnneeee
I seriously need to get then name of your dealer
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MR. ANDERSON....
My name is NEO!!!!
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Hey did you end up taking a schitt at work or not?
a lot better run through the Yoda translator
Hey, end up taking a schitt at work or not, did you, hmm? Yeesssssss.
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SAM GASH
Honorable mention to his cousin Stinky Gash
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I think it is fair to label JP as a bust. He just isn't an Epic Bust like Ryan Leaf or Mike Williams
I have to agree..based on draft order (MW was #4 overall) and $$'s paid out
MIKE WILLIAMS...was the player they should have named.
JP could go on as maybe a starter or a great back up somewhere after BUF..
WILLIAMS is out of football...didn't even make the team when he went to Jacksonville.
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"to tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch."
They said you was hung ? They was right!
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Who is Lynche?
alot has been made of lynche
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....not alot!
Allota Fagina
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I think apple pie is the best pie, Cherry just doesn't do it for me. And I like pumpkin pie, but that's more of a seasonal pie.... I like pie.
I love to get pie
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Given their body of work..Limited as it has been for both..and irrespective of the spot they were drafted..
Would you rather have taken Patrick Willis or POZ ?
I have a felling POZ will have the better career when its all said and done.
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There's no reason to trash the victim because of conflicting eyewitnesses, especially when all the witnesses agree that Lynch's vehicle struck her.
The only 2 sure things I got from reading this thread is that:
1) I want the two minutes of my life back for reading this worthless turd.
2) I now get why you chose your name...you are easily as annoying as elegantelliotoffen.
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dude, youre the biggest hypocrite if youre gonna carry that name and get all butt-hurt over a few fat jokes.
say whatever you want in reply, im done.
Ya!
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whats your deal man...lighten up...this woman the mother of your children or something? calm downnnnnnn...
Hes not a member Grandma..hes a caddy...
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Because the gravity of the (alleged) crime and the import of the victim's place in this world should be based upon some superficial perception of attractiveness - right?
I'm ashamed of those of you who posted disparaging remarks after seeing the photo.
Since when are you all so high and mighty that you're somehow better than this woman? She's a human being, struck by a motorist, who then proceeded in a cowardly fashion by leaving the scene and failing to come forward to admit the error in judgement. How many of you slobs have turned down a photoshoot for the cover of GQ? Gimme a break.
Funny, how all week we've been praising the memory of Tim Russert, and then proceed to post this garbage. Tim was universally loved, in part because he had enormous respect for all everyone he met (Norwood not included).
Most of you probably heard the Russert quotes this week:
"Work hard, laugh hard, and have honor"
Where's the honor from you "fans" and from the driver who has yet to fess up?
Norwood just called and said get off your soap box..
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marshawn didnt mean to hit her, he saw her and just instinctively ran into the back of her thinking it was Brad Butler.
This just in, the bump and run play to be renamed the SHPELEY..
Blue 38, red 76. SHPELEY 23..Set hut hut hike
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Erm, somehow I don't think you could drink till the cows come home on x. Likewise, on yayo. You'd get dehydrated wayyy too fast.
Well, if I remember the commercial, Bruce Sniff sweats gatorade....no hydration problem there.
On X, back when it was cool to wear Neon...I had a lot of experience..with the X not the Neon...trust me
til the cows come home and go back to the farm and then back again.
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And if I follow your logic, your full of sh-- ! Name your sources or shutup !
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Or when you are 275 lbs of muscle.
Sir, please...by your estimation a 137.50lb muscular man could then drink 1.5 bottles of booze and be ok...
Its pure chemistry....I dont care if he was 500lbs of muscle...you cannot drink 3 entire bottles of booze
and stand up....Use Coke, Meth, E etc (not advocating it) and you can drink til the cows come home..or the
girls give it up, or you call the local hookers...ha
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Seriously? If I could only recall many of the stupid things I did when I was 22 and drunk. Did I bring alcohol into a bar...hell yeah, in a flask. Do I bring said flask to every Bills game...hell yeah.
An alcohol problem? Get real. He was in a bar drinking, big f'n deal.
I was a bartender for Kelly's wedding (my buddy's company handled some of the catering). I have never seen guys drink like that and I was a bartender for a decade. I saw Bruce put away at least 3 bottles of booze. Not drinks...bottles. And he was still standing and talking at the end of the night.
The groom himself had multiple shots and probably finished a bottle by himself. He was fine by the end of the night.
Good ol' Bruce SNIFF...
How easy you can drink like crazy when you have amphetamines to keep ya awake!
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Yeah, I usually (and I have a jornalism degree) consider investigative journalism to be getting someone too chickensh!t to give their name for a story to make an accusation that is not contained in a police report or arrest record. The problem is, newspapers, or whatever the Buffalo News considers itself, have somehow considered themselves beyond accusations and reproach, just like cops, so they figure they can write whatever they want and basically quote Casper the Ghost and we as citizens should essentially take it as gospel. I mean, afterall, cops never do anything wrong so whatever Joe Anonymous cop says must be true. I know 4 cops, all steal from their stations, half go to PA every year to buy fireworks, all let hot chicks out of tickets and write tickets to people they think are arrogant, so save the integrity BS, it's more like they hide behind their badges and think the rules only apply to common folk, or as they say "mutts."
Problem is, who cares. Everyone is full of conjecture, innuendo, anonymous tips, and lies at this point. Everyone takes a side and NO ONE KNOWS THE FACTS.
Until one of these wussy cops puts their name to the story (we're supposed to assume that because a journalist has a friend who's a cop that said cop is a valuable source) or Frank Clark files a charge, it's all a waste of time.
Nothing to see here, go back to your regularly scheduled boredom and discussion.
If its total made up crap..Marshawn has the $$ to pay to litigate the slanderous statement and win big easy $$$'s.
The proof will need to be substantiated, witnesses called, policeman, bar owners, bar tenders, patrons etc..
If it is true, he wont say anything or refute the claim.
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ITS PRONOUNCED OFFEN BRAINDEAD!!! OFF-EN BRAIN DEFECTIVE AND BRAIN DEFICIENT!!!!!!!! MY POSTS WERE UNDERSTANDABLE UNTIL I LOOKED INTO YOUR MOROSE AND DILUTED EYEBALLS!!!!
Riggghhhtttt
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I think this is hilarious, it would be 10 xs better if it wasnt an expensive bottle and he snuck in like bartons vodca
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Nah..I think ole cotton rocks