From Jamaroo (DEADSPIN) http://deadspin.com/5048029/cheering-for-i...jamboroo-week-2
Hilarious take on the NFL
"Fantasy Player That Deserves To Die A Slow, Painful Death
Willis McGahee. Oh, so you can knock up 50 women in three minutes, but you can’t suit up for the f^^king opener? DIE."
This wasn't bad either:
Five Potential Key Injuries
-Matt Hasselbeck (back)
-Deion Branch (testicular goiter)
-Nate Burleson (petrified hand disease)
-Bobby Engram (refried prostate)
-Another Other Seahawk Receiver (trapped under falling piano)