From Deadspin
http://deadspin.com/5053952/your-week-4-ja...uitous-cleavage
Fantasy Player That Deserves To Die A Slow, Painful Death
Randy Moss. Oh, look! It’s the special edition Malcontent Randy Moss! Now with 50% more sulking! And EXTRA indifference to weak side plays! Ah yes, I know this Moss model quite well. Can’t imagine it happening to a nicer group of fans. F*cking bandwagon-jumping, stadium-clearing f*ckfaces. THIS is the Moss you’ve always deserved. I hope he runs over a Walpole meter maid. MWAHAHAHAHA.
Five Potential Key Injuries
-Ben Roethlisberger (hand)
-Ben Roethlisberger (shoulder)
-Ben Roethlisberger (brain puddling)
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