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It's when you flip out and murder a bunch of people.

NONE OTHER THAN THE FLESH EATING VIRUS

This is a great idea. Whoever does it - make sure you include Florio's ranking of us as dead last in the league - and Miami's ranking in the top 15. Ooopsy, Florio!

His use of the Royal "We" is Bledsoe-esque.

I'm with udonkey, I want to know more about hs sweater. As in: Did he have a sweater-vest on?

Exactly. This was a gutsy call. I liked it.

I can't wait to see an animated GIF of this over and over and over again. Can somebody put it up on youtube?!?!?

I know a guy like this. He owns foot cream. His favorite show is "Entourage". When he watches the game with you, he doesn't know what the f is going on, he just roots against you. For example: JP Losman Fumbles the ball Guy: (Laughing) Oh, that can't be good.

Does the sweater vest have a Bills logo?

That was an awesome video. Did you see that one play where the catch was 30 yards downfield, john was rushing the qb, he turns back and catches the WR? I bet you that that's the hustle that Marv+Co are looking for.

Having Dick Jauron as your coach is like riding a moped. It's fun until your friends see.

Pretty soon, the Burger King Team is going to be pretty displeased with Mike Williams as well.

I thought the title of this was "Holcombasm"

I go to MIT. I'll field this one. RJ1=100*RJ2 RJ1+ RJ2 = TD TD + GW=Baloney sandwich Baloney Sandwich > Chris Watson So logically, JP >= RJ + Baloney Sandwich Sorry. Looking back on it i realize, this answers nothing. MIT has failed me.

Silver: And sometimes, for JP, you say both on the same play.

Awesome.

Allright, now let's say you're an Englishman working at a Chinese company, and you have a M.Eng. degree, and you take a massive dump, and someone comes along and just gives you a hundred dollar bill. Does that make anyone happy? NO. Then JP must start.

It was a huge mistake taking you off my ignore list. I exhort all of you to do the same.

When I hear "Rolling ball of butcher knives" I think of Katamari Damacy.

One thing about Marv which I thought you were alluding to, Scraps, by the title of your post ("Tenure") is that Marv has a whole buttload of goodwill currency to spend in Buffalo. This means that, at this point, you are going to see a lot of people be pretty patient and "hear him out" for a while based upon his track record, and how much pretty much all of us love the guy. So just to warn you, your criticism won't resonate until after about 20 games of losing football... hopefully we never see that mark... So pretty much what you're doing right now, Scraps, is pissing into the wind. Or taking a dump in the space station. Take your pick, but rest assured, it's a mess.

I take back my earlier statement about Marv being a GENIUS. He's only a genius if Bunkley gets arrested.

This news story makes Marv Levy look like a GENIUS....

My theory on this - and I am a scientist so this must be right - is that the people doing the testing were so used to Lance Armstrong's low testosterone results being produced by his single testicle, and therefore were thrown off guard when testing the blood of a man with two testicles.

What's Stamer got in that shoe?

I find myself interested in the pungent issues facing the Buffalo Bills. Like for example, who has to clean Tim Anderson's jockstrap.