I would go with the Josh Allen potato buffalo! I have tattoos on both calves and it is a relatively painless area. It is also easily covered in a formal or semi formal environment. (if that is a concern)
If they were holding Kermit Mahomes up with a climbing harness or bungee cord harness would it still be wrong? Maybe clip the rope to a belt around his waist? Do you avoid controversy by completely avoiding a rope around a neck?
Now that you mention Brittney Mahomes, it does make me wonder how she feels about being the Miss Piggy in thier relationship. She fits the character perfectly. Obnoxious, condescending, and pushy.
I wonder how many of the outraged chiefs fans get drunk and take part in the "indian war chant" and tomahawk chop at KC home games?
*I do think it was dumb to hang the frog even if the intent was not a lynching.
Taylor commits a penalty on almost every snap. The refs can't call him for 40 penalties a game, so he gets away with it. It is actually a pretty brilliant strategy when you know you are dealing with idiot refs.
He had a previous 6 game suspension for domestic violence. Maybe they know something else is on the way? I would assume it would be a substantial suspension if so.
I will be flying to Ft. Lauderdale Sunday morning. I will not have a car, so distance from the airport is a factor. Does anyone have recommendations for a good Bills bar near the airport? Thank you!