5 Wide

Genius. Pure Genius.

15 minutes later, Simon retreats out the back door with his box of kleenex and hand lotion

Actually that's not true. Catchers go through 8-10 signs when a runner is on second and doesn't set up the pitch location until the pitcher is beginning his motion.

They will be holding a press conference announcing the transaction at the Mayflower corporate headquarters

Art Modell just bought the Bills

Puhonix is just oiling up the pool boy, he'll be back in a little while

NO Question whatsoever: You gotta wear the Chicken Wing Head

Of course simply purchasing the team, and watching it's inherent value rise just for being a member of the NFL is bad. Ralph doesn't say the Bills don't profit. He says they profit less than the larger clubs. He's not swimming in red, just not as much green annually as Jerry Jones.

That works until the coverage team overloads the middle and three guys converge where the wedge should have been.

Barry Sanders is thinking about making a comeback.......Marv is talking to his agent as we speak....details to follow.................

My bad

I'll be searching out his family in hopes of ridiculing them

1) Anyone who still thinks Lee Evans isn't legit has licked countless windows, our #2 WR position is decent as well 2) Fletcher should be given the key to the city 3) The D does get gashed at times, but they come up with big plays 4) Yes

And you left out the best part.......He grew up a huge Bills fan

Your clothes will smell of champagne and you will find broken shards in all your posessions.....I tried bringing back a really cool six pack I found in Vegas once and 4 bottles were broken in the process....

"As quickly and chaotically as he entered this world, Tim left in the same fashion...but that goat never knew what him him"...he will be missed by DeLuca

Well he does look rock solid, he just doesn't have the resume of the others yet......but it's coming

The poorest Rich man in the world........poor guy.....I can only imagine the agony he must be going through, i mean to have an initial investment of $40,000 now be worth upwards of $750 Million.....The hardships he must endure

I think Sun Chips are overrated

I'll break this down: 1) Never bought a Bledsoe jersey, didn't feel the urge. 2) It has less to do with the snub and everything to do with the attitude 3) Terrell Owens has 2 charities....he must be a great human being.

Sure they are....I like Losman, I hate Harrington. That's pretty far apart for me...well that and it's taken 5 seasons for Harrington to perform at a lower level that JP. Pretty sad that a Franchise that once had Marino is looking at Joey Harrington and his 72.9 rating as something to be reckoned with.

If by many in a row you mean two...then yes. I like the guy too. 6th Year, 3 years of double digits sacks.

Not trying to change your mind, if you like him, then enjoy. But you can keep him.

Bledsoe is the biggest Sham in the NFL. His love thy neighbor, good guy persona he walks around with is no more genuine than a T.O. apology. I know a guy who works at One Bills Drive....he's essentially a nobody for the organization, but a longtime employee. He would pass all sorts of players at the facility. Moulds, Centers, Reuben Brown, Peerless etc.. would pass by and say hello, give a wave or smile. Bledsoe wouldn't even acknowledge he was in the hallway with anyone. People said that he had his pompous head shoved so far up his ***, he was so enamored with himself that Christ Himself would have a hard time competing with Bledsoe's abilities. I think that shows on the field as well. There's a lot more behind the scenes stuff that makes Bledsoe wear out his welcome. Parcells even acknowledged just before the benching that Bledsoe freelanced too much and thought he knew better than the coordinators on playcalls....just sayin.

Well I don't think Harrington is great, Ronnie Brown is ok...but if there's one thing you can say about Jason Taylor, it's that.................I hate him too.