Why I hate the Patiots; by 5 Wide
Chapter One:
When an arm bar jersey lock is just a good clean block, you are the Patriots
When you tackle a receiver on a 52 yard throw, and it's a 5 yard illegal contact penalty, you are the Patriots
When you think your **** doesn't stink and you act accordingly, you are the Patriots
When your coach is a prententious prick who is bitter at life, you are the Patriots
When you spring an 86 yard kick return with a 4 blocks in the back: no flag, you are the Patriots
When your safety is the most notorious cheap shotter in the league, yet whines when he gets cut low, you are the Patriots
When ESPN inundates us with your face for 21 hours a day, you are the Patriots
When your fans are the most arrogant and self important fans to walk the earth, you are the Patriots
When a fumble isn't a fumble, it's a "tuck", you are the Patriots
That's why I hate the Patriots, and I'm glad they lost. CASE CLOSED