POSTED: 7:42 a.m. EST, February 16, 2007
BUFFALO, New York (AP) -- Buffalo Bills General Manager Marv Levy has called a morning press conference to discuss several issues. It is being reported that the team, to the chagrin of it's fanbase, will be returning the playing surface at Ralph Wilson Stadium to it's early 90's color scheme. There has been much clamoring for the team to return to red end zones and the team is reacting accordingly. In an effort to re-connect with a community that failed to sell out late in the season, Levy will also unveil that beer prices have been slashed 94%. Levy will also announce that RB Willis McGahee has been traded to the Toronto Argonauts in exchange for a player to be named later. When pressed on this issue, Marv said "He loves Toronto so much, so we made it happen". The parking lots will now open on Friday for all home games, and the team will be removing Fred Smerlas from the wall of fame. Lastly, Levy said, the team has filed he necessary paperwork with the league to abolish the current uniforms and revert back to the 1990's scheme.
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