Sketch Soland

*Crosses Fingers*

It's nothing personal; it's just that the Chicken Little Crackhead Brigade has been out in full force today and as a sworn legionnaire of the Kingdoms of Common Sense and Rationality, I am forsworn to smite such afore mentioned heathens when they defile the board with their kneejerk filth This thread is not one of those but my smiting stick has not yet had time to go through its cool down phase, so Captain Obvious threads will still get a slight mud fling, here and there.

I could totally dig it.

That's okay, you know Ralph, he'll just take the difference out of the tip

If you didn't just create the most useless thread ever in the history of this board, he would have no where to inject his wisdom.

Luckily its "Buy One Entree, get the second half off" day at Denny's.

you must have missed the

The opening hour of free agency was "double coupon" hour.

*LOL, SMACKS OVER HEAD WITH LEAD PIPE*

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*YAWN*

LOL

*OFFICIAL THREAD OF THE CHICKEN LITTLE CRACKHEAD BRIGADE*

LOL

LOL well played, sir.

LMFAO, who are you, the slang gestapo? STFU and GTFO, plzy. kthnx.

/SARCASM

THEY'RE NOT SAYING "BOO"..... THEY'RE SAYING "MOOOOOOVERS".....! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phuckin A. The Chicken Little Crackhead Brigade is hella predictable, LOL

*ENTHRALLED BY AVATAR* *WASHES BRAIN* *SHAKES FIST TOWARDS ONE BILLS DRIVE WITH CRACKHEAD ZEALOTRY* *LOOKS FOR PITCHFORK AND LYNCHING ROPE* *WATCHES SKY FALL* *DROOL LEAKS FROM MOUTH*

considering he played so well (that both rookies played so well, considering we had the 8th ranked pass defense in the NFL last year) with a rookie playing right beside him for pretty much the whole season just shows how much [stud] potential the guy has.

Yes, because God knows we can totally determine a player's complete potential after one season. Finding a high quality player is awesome whether he's the 1st pick or you scrape him off a gutter in front of a whorehouse in Thailand. IMO

BUT DARIN THERE'S TOO MUCH TURMOIL!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!

Yes, let's trade for an underachieving back who may not even play this upcoming season due to major injury

And in related news, the Pope is still Catholic and Green Plants still produce chlorophyll....