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Yes, it is quite foolish to say Marv had no opinion in what players were brought in/drafted back in the day.

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Wowzers, you may have cracked the case!!!

Well, as my grandpappy used to say: it takes one to know one!

This trade is the biggest fish of all! Imagine if we can pull this off! Get this done, Marv!

Fialkov is always gold with the inside info. And for our 5th round pick this year and Takeo! Either Vilma or Briggs would be a great deal! Get it done, Marv!

Beerball, you need to cap up your ointment, imo. You could get fly cooties and they could prevent you from pulling this trade off for us. Maybe Chicago will throw in some ointment caps?

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Hard Numbers

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No, i think its still Spikes for Vilma. Beerball got it right initially.

Yes. I've heard this too. It's all over the place, actually.

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My fury was so intense when he did that that I almost got my hand through the TV to choke Royal to death. Unfortunately, the glass held

It's not an argument. Your point is completely clear and rational. That is the problem.

Evidence that publishing any rumor is the best way to get a TSW member to ask for a link

Capri Sun? I did not realize this but it does make sense as I think about it. Squirrels are sneaky little bastards that look innocent but contain deceitful multitudes, much like a pouch of Capri Sun Product. It looks rather innocent but when you try to insert the straw into the proscibed insertion area, the pouch almost resists like it has a mind of its own. Who has ever been able to insert the straw in the so called "insert here" area? The straw somehow magically enters in another location, and if you do get too close to the insertion area, the pouch pulls a hara-kiri and rips itself open, sacrificing its liquid into the firmament to protect whatever secrets its guards. If I had to hazard a guess, I would suspect that the so called "juice" is some dark magic formula used to infiltrate and reconfigure our bodily fluids on a cellular level, much like DC Tom and the commies tried to do in the 50s and the 60s with the flouride in water.

I have found that the best projectiles to hurl at a squirrel are those little detergent balls that you put in your dish washer to wash the dishes. If you hit the squirrel, you can knock him out of the tree, which is of course a good thing, because squirrels like to look in your windows and spy on you and who knows who they work for these days. And even if you don't hit the squirrel, he will notice the colorful thing flying by and go to retrieve it. When he out of curiousity picks up the detergent ball, he will puncture it with his teeth and swallow the detergent. That will teach him from skulking around your kitchen window if he is a normal squirrel. If he is a mutant squirrel, that is a whole other nut to crack and I do not have the time nor the inclination to publish the means for defeating those bastards on the internets.

Aha, i see. didn't see that bb article. thanks... well, at the very least, competition is always good... may the best man win...

Yes, the low crime rate is a result of a massive Hasslehoff inundation upon the central nervous system of the German populace. I would also credit a general upswing in the socio-economic status of the populace due to an increase in GDP derived from the mass selling of 1 inch pieces of the Berlin Wall. It's amazing how many pieces of the wall are still being recovered! And they do look especially nice on your kitchen window sill next to the chia pets!

I don't understand people predicting Butler for RG. That sounds like a pipe dream. He has always been a tackle, as far as I know. Did he play guard in college at all? Not that I know but that's just my vague hunch, so someone correct me if i'm wrong. If you're going to go all dark horse, pick Merz to be the RG starter. At least he's a guard/center. Personally, I think its a Duke vs. Whittle competition for RG, with Whittle being the stop gap if Preston doesn't "step up", as Marv said he needed to in his press conference.

a competent OL will free up a TE to run more patterns, that is for sure. Whether Everett will pull his head out of his arse and be a contributor remains to be seen. Royal should catch more passes, as he will hopefully not have to stay in to block as much. all of this is beneficial to JP and thus our offense. so the theory goes...