Sketch Soland

Ten pounds of flax

Because the Ball of Beer has a huge "let's watch Dawson's Creek reruns together" man crush on NG

Pert Plus? Don't use it any more SFOWNED

I, for one, am in full support of such display of homosapien mammalian milk glands.

Dominique Montelban SFOWNED

Great !@#$ing post. You get a gold star for the day.

Ten pounds of flax

lulz!

I vote for Liza Minelli

You haven't seen my left testicle. It's octagonal. Preliminary studies indicate that there are large quantities of renewable energy resources in it.

i knew you'd understand, dev

bull sh--. Swallow it, people. Idiots.

NOBODY GETS TO POOPY POOP LOOPS OF POO WITHOUT ME AROUND! OK...... GO! :)

As long at its meat and its inside me, it don't matter none.

I'm a fine young cannibal.

Yes, true.

One of my testicles is owned by Haliburton.

DING DING DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!

Pinky appreciates your get well card! She was thrown into illness by the great TSW crash of '08. She is recovering nicely but may not ever be able to be the public figure that she once was. It just depends on how she deals with the PTSD she has been experiencing since after the crash. Pinky also says hi to VA, and assures VA that SS is a congenital idiot but that's why everyone loves him. But back to business: how does one go about exhuming dead presidents? Maybe we should form a rogue band of nefarious grave exhumers and exhume him in the dead of night and take him to a shady back room in some warehouse and do an autopsy to see if there is any residue of treason left in his bones. Sign up for the WHH rogue band of nefarious grave exhumers in this thread.

On our dime. Everyones cool with that. Just checking, because me, I look at it as treason.

Tiger SFOWNS

That sounds feasible

Why does this Hilary Clinton sniper thing remind me of a HA thread?

truth.